Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.
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Three Truths and 5 Rules of Life:
Simple Truth #1:
Lovers help each other undress before sex. However, after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story — In life, no one helps you once you’re screwed.
Simple Truth #2:
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, “Congrats.” But, none of them comes up to the man – touch his penis and say, “Good job.” Moral of the story — Hard work is rarely appreciated.
Simple Truth #3:
Condoms do not guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.
Rules to Remember in Life:
Money cannot buy happiness – but it’s far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.
Forgive your enemy – but remember their name.
If you help someone when they’re in trouble – they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.
Alcohol does not solve any problems – but then, neither does milk.
Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
Hat tip: Linda W.
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