Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Three Truths and 5 Rules of Life:

Simple Truth #1:

Lovers help each other undress before sex. However, after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story — In life, no one helps you once you’re screwed.

Simple Truth #2:

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, “Congrats.” But, none of them comes up to the man – touch his penis and say, “Good job.” Moral of the story — Hard work is rarely appreciated.

Simple Truth #3:

Condoms do not guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.

Rules to Remember in Life:

Money cannot buy happiness – but it’s far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.

Forgive your enemy – but remember their name.

If you help someone when they’re in trouble – they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.

Alcohol does not solve any problems – but then, neither does milk.

Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

Hat tip: Linda W.

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. BFDude
3. bethere2day
4. Ron R
5. messymimi
6. Margs Animals
7. Woodsterman
8. Cranky
9. Cruisin’ Paul

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  30 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. May 14, 2017 at 1:39 am

    LOL brilliant all these are spot on especially the first one…"coughs"

    Have an honesttastic SSS :-f

    • May 14, 2017 at 4:20 pm

      I've a friend that sends me some really great stuff. Okay, I've a couple of friends that do that. πŸ™‚

  2. Ann
    May 14, 2017 at 1:39 am

    LOL, love these.

    • May 14, 2017 at 4:20 pm

      I did too. When I laugh out loud I need to post them to Silly Sunday. πŸ™‚

  3. May 14, 2017 at 4:06 am

    Heeheehee! Yep, all true. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

    • May 14, 2017 at 4:25 pm

      You have a beautiful Sunday too. πŸ™‚

  4. May 14, 2017 at 4:28 am

    Well those sure did make us giggle. Good ones. Happy Sunday Sandee and Zane. Hope you have a great day..

    • May 14, 2017 at 4:25 pm

      I hope you have a great day too, Marg. πŸ™‚

  5. May 14, 2017 at 5:32 am

    Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha. I loved Simple Truth #1. Making love is lovely but being screwed, well I'm not sure if that's my type of loving.

    Have a lovely Mother's Day Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • May 14, 2017 at 4:30 pm

      It's not my type either, Paul.

      Happy Mother's Day to Mary Lou. πŸ™‚

  6. May 14, 2017 at 5:50 am

    These are all so very true and funny! Have a lovely day today! Lucy says Hi and wants to let you know she is all better. Happy Mothers Day!

    • May 14, 2017 at 4:32 pm

      Give Miss Lucy lots of love from me. She's a special girl kitty. I'm glad she's all better. πŸ™‚

  7. May 14, 2017 at 6:24 am

    Invariably love lasts till sex. Thereafter the ground reality…you have to help yourself.
    Have a great day!

    • May 14, 2017 at 4:32 pm

      Pretty much the way it goes. πŸ™‚

  8. May 14, 2017 at 6:44 am

    Rule #3 is spot on!

    • May 14, 2017 at 4:33 pm

      Yes it is and it's happened too often with some. Once you say no they disappear. πŸ™‚

  9. May 14, 2017 at 8:27 am

    LOL! These are hilarious, Sandee! Thank you so much for sharing! Enjoy your time. Big hugs. πŸ™‚

    • May 14, 2017 at 4:33 pm

      We enjoyed our time and it was nice to get away from the computer. Big hugs back, Linda. πŸ™‚

  10. May 14, 2017 at 9:39 am

    Those are funny πŸ™‚

    • May 14, 2017 at 4:34 pm

      I thought so too. A couple are a bit racy, but so true. πŸ™‚

  11. Jan
    May 14, 2017 at 1:20 pm

    These are brilliantly simple and sadly true. Hope your sailing venture waa all you hoped for.

    • May 14, 2017 at 4:34 pm

      Simple but true indeed.

      Our cruise was perfect. No issues at all. πŸ™‚

  12. May 14, 2017 at 7:00 pm

    I can so relate to Rule #5 I was pushed to the piint of thinkung that rule no longer applied to me.Thanks to a dr who understood what I was going through and his help I got a disability retirement from the Sheriff's Dept.

    • May 14, 2017 at 7:02 pm

      FYI computer trouble the last 2 days prevented me from peing part of thday's Sillly Sunday.

    • May 15, 2017 at 6:33 am

      Rule #5 is indeed real and I'm glad you got a doctor that realized that. πŸ™‚

    • May 15, 2017 at 6:34 am

      I saw on Facebook that you were having some issues with your computer. I'm hoping you're up and running now. πŸ™‚

  13. May 16, 2017 at 3:22 am

    That's an interesting way to look at things.

    • May 16, 2017 at 6:26 am

      I like weird and interesting ways to look at things. πŸ™‚

  14. May 17, 2017 at 8:21 am

    Hi Sandee, I do like this. Amusing with a touch of truth! I will be remembering life rule number two. Very wise words!

    xx

    • May 17, 2017 at 8:39 am

      I like amusing with a touch of truth. πŸ™‚

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