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Health Issues We Should All Address:
Do you ever have feelings of inadequacy?
Have you ever suffered from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.
Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.. Stop hiding and start living.
Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Warnings
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and better looking than most people.
Please feel free to share this important information with as many people as you feel it may benefit!
Now, just imagine what you could achieve with a good Shiraz.
Hat tip: Linda W.
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LMAO that is spot on and very useful info I'm of to purchase a crate of Cabernet Sauvignon for immediate consumption c-)
Have a tipsytastic SSS :-h
I've already got two cases and am ready to go. 🙂
Oh I do love a good natural remedy…lol
Always the best way to go. 🙂
Sweetie takes one glass of this every night with dinner, and while i can't say i've seen any of the side effects, it certainly makes him feel better every evening.
Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
Many people have a glass with dinner. It does help the digestion. 🙂
I knew I should start on the wine early in the morning. Thanks for that good advice. Sandee, you and Zane have a fabulous day.
I can't do any alcohol in the mornings. Kind of ruins my day if you have those bloody mary's with the brunch. 🙂
thanks for the grin
I thought it was pretty cute too. 🙂
That is too funny, love the side effects 🙂 Have a great day!
Yep, some of them are awesome and others not so much. 🙂
Classic satire! Well done and accurate.
We've all been there at one time or another. Mine was long ago. 🙂
Somehow this reminds me of the TV ads for various medications I have seen! The side effects here had me burst out laughing! 😀 I hope you have been having a great weekend, dear Sandee! Warm hugs.
Yep, these side effects are for real and I've done most of them back in my younger years. 🙂
We will risk the side effects for this lovely remedy
I'm guessing many still do this. Me rarely anymore. 🙂
I haven't laughed so loud in along time! Cheers!
A good glass of wine is a good thing. We were lucky enough to share some very good wine with you and Russell last year. 🙂
Another side effect could be that it also makes you think you can dance (and the you look good doing it) 😉 this was great!
I've seen the dancing one many times. Some folks can dance and others can't. If you can't then you won't be able to when you're drinking. 🙂
Make certain it is genuine Cabernet Sauvignon. Beware of wanna-bes like Bordeaux which contain impurities like Merlot and Cabernet Franc.
Yes, we want the good stuff for the best side effects. 🙂
lol. I'm definitely shy, so this is exactly what I needed to read today. 🙂
I thought this was very funny. Not the next morning for these folks, but the night they are having a great time. 🙂
I would take this great advice, but I tend to fall asleep after a glass or two of wine.
I hear you. Some people can drink and others not so much. It's a good thing. 🙂
Great recommendation and love the side effects. I will be totally knocked out and snoring away! Ha ha!
Me too, Nancy, me too. 🙂
The pharmacist gave me a blank stare. He pointe to the liquor store down the road.
See the pharmacist knows all about this. 🙂
Do you need a prescription for that?
Nope, you can just go pick up as much as you need. 🙂