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I will be busy entertaining our guest from Australia, so I won’t be around much until Monday afternoon or Tuesday. I promise to get to the folks that have participated in our weekly memes. On with the post for today…
A Lesson in Government:
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.
When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was.
His dad thought for a while and answered, ”Look at it this way: I’m the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.”
”I still don’t get it” responded the Little Johnny.
”Why don’t you sleep on it then? Maybe you’ll understand it better,” said the dad.
”Okay then…good night” said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother’s crying. He went to his baby brother’s crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper.
So Little Johnny went to his parent’s room to get help. When he got to his parent’s bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn’t there.
So he went to the maid’s room. When he looked through the maid’s room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ”OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!”
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46 thoughts on “Silly Sunday”
LOL, He sure figured that one out fast
He sure did. 🙂
Yup… That's about it! 😀
big hugs xoxo
Yes it is Barb. 🙂
That is sooo true too …he's quite smart is Little Johnny :-O
Have a hosttastic day Sandee c-)
Around the world it's all the same. 🙂
Johnny will surely become President some day
Well, now that he understand politics why not. 🙂
Thanks for cheering up the day!
You're most welcome. 🙂
Heeheehee! That sums it up!
It certainly sums it up to a tee. 🙂
I fear that it is worse than Johnny has learned.
You're right about that. 🙂
And that about splains it all! Quite accurately.
Big hugs, honey…
Yep, it does doesn't it. 🙂
That about sums it up.
Yes it does Jean. 🙂
That is all so true. Good one Sandee. You and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.
Yes, unfortunately it's all so true. 🙂
LOL!!! Hilarious! Thanks, Sandee! 🙂
You're most welcome Linda. 🙂
The ratios are right also. The government has twice as many members than the productive work force.
Yep, funny how they stacked the deck. 🙂
That about covers it. c-)
Yes, unfortunately. 🙂
No better way to explain…!
Have a great day!
You have a great day too. 🙂
:)) Sounds about right!!! :-h :-f d-)
It's always been this way too. 🙂
He gets an A on that one. Job well done. 😀
At least he has an understanding now. 🙂
Haha…all too true. And he was probably scarred for life in the process!
That's probably very true. 🙂
He got it right!! I'm sure the teacher was more than impressed 🙂
Have a joyful week Sandee!!
I am sure the teacher was very impressed. 🙂
Johnny is a smart boy and that sums up what a government is…lol!
Yes, he sure did Nancy. 🙂
Time for new government!
It's been time for a very long time. 🙂
Little Johny, is pretty smart. This is hilarious, really clever and sadly a great descriptive.
Yes, yes and yes Rhonda. 🙂
Ouch! Poor Little Johnny got a tough lesson.
Yes he did cube. 🙂
Yep that about sums it up
Yes it does Tony. 🙂