Silly Sunday

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I will be busy entertaining our guest from Australia, so I won’t be around much until Monday afternoon or Tuesday. I promise to get to the folks that have participated in our weekly memes. On with the post for today…

A Lesson in Government:

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.

When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was.

His dad thought for a while and answered, ”Look at it this way: I’m the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.”

”I still don’t get it” responded the Little Johnny.

”Why don’t you sleep on it then? Maybe you’ll understand it better,” said the dad.

”Okay then…good night” said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother’s crying. He went to his baby brother’s crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper.

So Little Johnny went to his parent’s room to get help. When he got to his parent’s bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn’t there.

So he went to the maid’s room. When he looked through the maid’s room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ”OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!”

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  46 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. Ann
    October 11, 2015 at 1:47 am

    LOL, He sure figured that one out fast

    • October 12, 2015 at 1:25 pm

      He sure did. πŸ™‚

  2. October 11, 2015 at 2:07 am

    Yup… That's about it! πŸ˜€

    big hugs xoxo

    • October 12, 2015 at 1:25 pm

      Yes it is Barb. πŸ™‚

  3. October 11, 2015 at 2:48 am

    That is sooo true too …he's quite smart is Little Johnny :-O

    Have a hosttastic day Sandee c-)

    • October 12, 2015 at 1:26 pm

      Around the world it's all the same. πŸ™‚

  4. October 11, 2015 at 3:44 am

    Johnny will surely become President some day

    • October 12, 2015 at 1:27 pm

      Well, now that he understand politics why not. πŸ™‚

  5. October 11, 2015 at 3:57 am

    Thanks for cheering up the day!

    • October 12, 2015 at 1:27 pm

      You're most welcome. πŸ™‚

  6. October 11, 2015 at 4:06 am

    Heeheehee! That sums it up!

    • October 12, 2015 at 1:27 pm

      It certainly sums it up to a tee. πŸ™‚

  7. October 11, 2015 at 5:13 am

    I fear that it is worse than Johnny has learned.

    • October 12, 2015 at 1:28 pm

      You're right about that. πŸ™‚

  8. October 11, 2015 at 5:31 am

    And that about splains it all! Quite accurately.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • October 12, 2015 at 1:28 pm

      Yep, it does doesn't it. πŸ™‚

  9. October 11, 2015 at 5:53 am

    That about sums it up.

    • October 12, 2015 at 1:28 pm

      Yes it does Jean. πŸ™‚

  10. October 11, 2015 at 6:15 am

    That is all so true. Good one Sandee. You and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.

    • October 12, 2015 at 1:29 pm

      Yes, unfortunately it's all so true. πŸ™‚

  11. October 11, 2015 at 7:19 am

    LOL!!! Hilarious! Thanks, Sandee! πŸ™‚

    • October 12, 2015 at 1:29 pm

      You're most welcome Linda. πŸ™‚

  12. October 11, 2015 at 7:23 am

    The ratios are right also. The government has twice as many members than the productive work force.

    • October 12, 2015 at 1:30 pm

      Yep, funny how they stacked the deck. πŸ™‚

  13. October 11, 2015 at 8:23 am

    That about covers it. c-)

    • October 12, 2015 at 1:30 pm

      Yes, unfortunately. πŸ™‚

  14. October 11, 2015 at 10:14 am

    No better way to explain…!
    Have a great day!

    • October 12, 2015 at 1:30 pm

      You have a great day too. πŸ™‚

  15. October 11, 2015 at 10:27 am

    :)) Sounds about right!!! :-h :-f d-)

    • October 12, 2015 at 1:31 pm

      It's always been this way too. πŸ™‚

  16. October 11, 2015 at 5:59 pm

    He gets an A on that one. Job well done. πŸ˜€

    • October 12, 2015 at 1:31 pm

      At least he has an understanding now. πŸ™‚

  17. October 11, 2015 at 7:00 pm

    Haha…all too true. And he was probably scarred for life in the process!

    • October 12, 2015 at 1:31 pm

      That's probably very true. πŸ™‚

  18. October 11, 2015 at 8:15 pm

    He got it right!! I'm sure the teacher was more than impressed πŸ™‚

    Have a joyful week Sandee!!

    • October 12, 2015 at 1:32 pm

      I am sure the teacher was very impressed. πŸ™‚

  19. October 11, 2015 at 9:18 pm

    Johnny is a smart boy and that sums up what a government is…lol!

    • October 12, 2015 at 1:32 pm

      Yes, he sure did Nancy. πŸ™‚

  20. October 12, 2015 at 7:04 am

    Time for new government!

    • October 12, 2015 at 1:32 pm

      It's been time for a very long time. πŸ™‚

  21. October 12, 2015 at 5:29 pm

    Little Johny, is pretty smart. This is hilarious, really clever and sadly a great descriptive.

    • October 13, 2015 at 8:33 am

      Yes, yes and yes Rhonda. πŸ™‚

  22. October 15, 2015 at 9:39 am

    Ouch! Poor Little Johnny got a tough lesson.

    • October 15, 2015 at 10:21 am

      Yes he did cube. πŸ™‚

  23. October 15, 2015 at 9:17 pm

    Yep that about sums it up

    • October 16, 2015 at 8:14 am

      Yes it does Tony. πŸ™‚

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