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THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY OUT-LOUD AT WORK:
I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of sh*t .
I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.
It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a damn word you’re saying.
Ahhh…I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again…
I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don’t give a damn.
I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Hat tip: Roche the pet rock owned by Empress Bee
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Oh! believe me I would love have say some of these to people although, I have said the first one to a few haha!
Have a tothepointtastic day Sandee :-h
I've used a few of these back in the day. 🙂
These are perfect and as I head off to work this morning I will be smiling thinking about saying all of them to one person or another. There are several that are pretty close to things that have been going through my head more than once lol
Usually you're find someone in the workplace that one or more of these apply. 🙂
I use to pretend I didn't hear them. That usually worked. If they kept at me I'd say "I'm sorry. Were you talking to me? Oh, I've got to get back to work."
Of course, it helped that I had an office door to close. y-)
Have a suntabulous day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo
I've used that one too. Really makes them work harder doesn't it. 🙂
I agree, I wish I could say several of those to a few people 🙂
It would be most wonderful wouldn't it. 🙂
Well since I don't go to work, guess I can't say any of those things but I sure can understand how it would be fun at times. Sandee, you have a super Sunday and Wishing Zane and Little Bit have a great day too.
I don't work anymore, but I volunteer. I could say many of these very things. 🙂
These are priceless! Must show them to hubby.
Have a fab day. Off to the spa with my girls. Big hugs, honey…
He's probably said a few of them too. He's not afraid to express himself one bit. 🙂
Number 1 says it all for me. I loved them all and are they for real. Ha,ha,ha. Have a wonderful funny Sunday Sandee. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
PS I saw that stevebethere honored me by placing my blog in his. I will treasure it always. Thank you so much my friend stevebethere.
Yes indeed Paul. It's a bunch of wonderful things to say to certain people.
I'm glad you saw your avatar on stevebethere's site. 🙂
love this: "I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid." Have a great day! xoxo
I love that one too. They are so very true. 🙂
These are great! I love #11!
They are all pretty good aren't they. 🙂
One thing's for sure… work is going to be a lot more fun now that I'm armed with these. 😀 Thank you Sandee! You just made my day. Hope yours is fabulous as well. 🙂
You can apply these to the right people and then smile. Works very well. 🙂
I think I could use #14 in many of my life situations! Also, I am pretty sure that the character Michael from the TV show the Office has used or thought of using most of these at least once. So we should just go ahead and use them, since he cleared the way and all:)
I think that's a great idea Jen. Go for it. 🙂
lol I'm sure my husband has thought some of these about me, buahahahahaha
Have a great rest of the weekend!
Well there is that. I'm sure he wouldn't say any of then out loud though. 🙂
Only the person who owns the company can get away with saying stuff like that.
And probably they can't anymore either. 🙂
17. I'm not ignoring you, I'm avoiding you. I'll get around to ignoring you later.
That's a great addition Tim. 🙂
Those are great Sandee—sure you understand the meaning of what I comprehend!
I think I do Ron. 🙂
oh boy! These are good! Especially like #10!
I've actually said a few of these. 🙂
Heeheehee! Sweetie used to have these posted, they are still funny!
They are most helpful when you're still working. I so remember. 🙂
Some good ones but I especially like "I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth."
I must try & use this at work sometime
I've visualize that many times. 🙂
Let me know how it worked Tony. 🙂
These are good! How I wish we can all say them out loud 🙂
May you have a wonderful week ahead Sandee!!
We all have wished this Rocks. Now you can just think of one when it applies. 🙂
These are too good. I have often had to duct tape my own mouth to not use them when I worked around groups of people. One of the perks of being self employed is that I can vent all I want in my own office.
Being able to vent when needed is most delightful. 🙂
6 and 9 are especially good.
Those are a couple of good ones indeed. 🙂
I have been known to say a few of those
Me too Bearman, me too. 🙂
This list made me so glad I work from home.
Yep, it made me laugh out loud too. 🙂