Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

The Ventriloquist:

A young ventriloquist is touring Essex and, one night, he’s doing a show in Romford. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Essex blonde women that way? What does the colour of a woman’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people Its people like you that make others think that all Blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general … pathetically all in the name of humour!”

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells:

“You stay out of this! I’m talking to that little shit on your lap.”

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle’s Memories & Ramblings

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48 thoughts on “Silly Sunday

  1. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    I just LOVE blondes and the jokes about them. Believe it or not, blondes really are really intelligent. I think men are terrified of them or want to be them. Is Catliyn Jenner a blonde? Ha,ha,ha. ( Sorry Bruce )
    Have a wonderful Sunday on your yacht Sandee. Say hi to Zane & Little Bit also. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Marcia Shaw Wyatt says:

    LOL! Love this, Sandee. Here I'm reading along thinking , 'Wow! Best speech ever by a blonde in a joke' … and then I get to the end. Bam! Excellent joke and laugh! Thank you! 😀

  3. Linda says:

    Sandee, I am laughing hysterically here!!! LOL! Love it. Thank you so much for adding my link to your blog today, it is so kind of you, and I really appreciate it. 🙂

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