Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

The Ventriloquist:

A young ventriloquist is touring Essex and, one night, he’s doing a show in Romford. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Essex blonde women that way? What does the colour of a woman’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people Its people like you that make others think that all Blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general … pathetically all in the name of humour!”

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells:

“You stay out of this! I’m talking to that little shit on your lap.”

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle’s Memories & Ramblings

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. Peace’O’Mind
4. Rhonda
5. Blogitudes
6. Woodsterman
7. Agent 54
8. Cruisin’ Paul
9. Perk at Work
10. messymimi
11. Just Out
12. Tony McGurk
13. Mystical Mimi
14. Cranky
15. Linda
16. Binky
17. Joy
18. Barb
19. Ann
20. Margs Animals
21. Dakota
22. Traveling Bells
23. Jean R.
24. Nancy Chan
25. Kathe W.
26. Kali
27. Laika

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  49 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. Joy
    June 7, 2015 at 12:26 am

    Ha ha. That made my day:)

    • June 7, 2015 at 10:28 am

      I'm happy about that Joy. πŸ™‚

  2. June 7, 2015 at 12:42 am

    Two of kind, they are. πŸ˜‰

    Have a funtabulous Sunday, Sandee~ x0x0

    • June 7, 2015 at 10:29 am

      Yes they are Barb. You have a funtabulous day too. πŸ™‚

  3. June 7, 2015 at 12:55 am

    I've dated puppets, but I prefer ventriloquist dolls – there's no strings attached

    • June 7, 2015 at 10:29 am

      Bwahahahahaha, you're right about that. πŸ™‚

  4. June 7, 2015 at 1:14 am

    LOL hilarious and yep typical Essex girl Haha!

    Have a dummytastic day Sandee :-h

    • June 7, 2015 at 10:30 am

      It's a great blonde joke too. πŸ™‚

  5. Ann
    June 7, 2015 at 1:59 am

    well she almost had me fooled ….lol

    • June 7, 2015 at 10:30 am

      You're way too smart to be fooled by this gal. πŸ™‚

  6. June 7, 2015 at 3:50 am

    So funny. One of the best blonde joke I have heard.

    • June 7, 2015 at 10:30 am

      Yep, it is indeed Rhonda. πŸ™‚

  7. June 7, 2015 at 4:41 am

    Now that is one funny blonde joke. She sure proved it. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a terrific day.

    • June 7, 2015 at 10:31 am

      Bless her heart. That's what I said when I read this one. πŸ™‚

  8. June 7, 2015 at 5:14 am

    ROF!!!! Have a wonderful day! xoxo

    • June 7, 2015 at 10:31 am

      You have a wonderful day too my friend. πŸ™‚

  9. June 7, 2015 at 5:42 am

    I just LOVE blondes and the jokes about them. Believe it or not, blondes really are really intelligent. I think men are terrified of them or want to be them. Is Catliyn Jenner a blonde? Ha,ha,ha. ( Sorry Bruce )
    Have a wonderful Sunday on your yacht Sandee. Say hi to Zane & Little Bit also. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • June 7, 2015 at 10:32 am

      Yes they are Paul, and we don't mind being teased about being blonde either. πŸ™‚

  10. June 7, 2015 at 5:52 am

    Hahaha…that's a good one. Yes, I love blonde jokes.

    Sending Sunday smiles your way scritches to LB…big hugs to you, honey…

    • June 7, 2015 at 10:32 am

      Sending Sunday smiles back honey and scritches to the babies. πŸ™‚

  11. June 7, 2015 at 6:47 am

    I thought finally a blonde was going to best someone in a blonde joke. I got fooled. Funnest punchline ever.

    • June 7, 2015 at 10:33 am

      Me too. I got fooled too. πŸ™‚

  12. June 7, 2015 at 7:31 am

    She's right! People with wooden heads shouldn't throw hand axes.

    • June 7, 2015 at 10:33 am

      You're right Tim. Yes you are. πŸ™‚

  13. June 7, 2015 at 7:53 am

    LOL! Love this, Sandee. Here I'm reading along thinking , 'Wow! Best speech ever by a blonde in a joke' … and then I get to the end. Bam! Excellent joke and laugh! Thank you! πŸ˜€

    • June 7, 2015 at 10:33 am

      They all mess up the punch line don't they. πŸ™‚

  14. June 7, 2015 at 8:45 am

    Heeheehee! Sometimes we all do ourselves in, don't we?

    • June 7, 2015 at 10:34 am

      And us blondes do it most of the time. πŸ™‚

  15. June 7, 2015 at 9:29 am

    Lol! What an ending to the joke! Great joke, Happy Sunday, Sandee!

  16. June 7, 2015 at 9:41 am

    bwa hahahah good one! Have a great day!

    • June 7, 2015 at 10:34 am

      You too honey. Scritches to Miss Lucy. πŸ™‚

  17. June 7, 2015 at 9:53 am

    If the Little Shit proposed to her, she'd probably accept.

    • June 7, 2015 at 10:35 am

      You're probably right. πŸ™‚

  18. June 7, 2015 at 1:12 pm

    Hehehe =))

    • June 8, 2015 at 9:22 am

      That's what I thought too. πŸ™‚

  19. June 7, 2015 at 2:52 pm

    Sandee, I am laughing hysterically here!!! LOL! Love it. Thank you so much for adding my link to your blog today, it is so kind of you, and I really appreciate it. πŸ™‚

    • June 8, 2015 at 9:23 am

      You are most welcome Linda. Your pranks are hysterical. πŸ™‚

  20. June 7, 2015 at 6:14 pm

    Those little guys are nuthin' but trouble makers

    • June 8, 2015 at 9:23 am

      That is so true Tony. πŸ™‚

  21. June 8, 2015 at 11:11 am

    Dummy see, dummy do?

  22. June 8, 2015 at 12:28 pm

    Sounds like her comment came from the Peanut Gallery.

    • June 8, 2015 at 2:29 pm

      It did Jason, it did. πŸ™‚

  23. June 8, 2015 at 8:22 pm

    Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

    • June 9, 2015 at 6:14 am

      That's what I said too. πŸ™‚

  24. June 10, 2015 at 7:34 pm

    hahahahaha!!! poor little guy πŸ™‚

    • June 11, 2015 at 7:08 am

      Yep, life is hard sometimes. Very hard. πŸ™‚

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