Silly Sunday

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Sister Mary Katherine:

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Convent of Silence.

The Priest said, ‘Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome to stay here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do so.’

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, ‘Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words.’

Sister Mary Katherine said, ‘Hard bed.’

‘I’m sorry to hear that,’ the Priest said, ‘We will get you a better bed.’

After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was summoned by the Priest. ‘You may say another two words.’

‘Cold food,’ said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. ‘You may say two words today.’

‘I quit,’ said Sister Mary Katherine.

‘It’s probably best,’ said the Priest, ‘You’ve done nothing but bitch since you got here.’

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48 thoughts on “Silly Sunday

  1. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    I wonder what her next words if she had been allowed to say to that priest. May be it would be you know what fuddle duddle but I bet she would feel really good. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a great November 1st Sunday Sandee. Say hi to Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Linda says:

    LOL!!! I wouldn't last THAT long! Hilarious, Sandee, thanks so much for this! And thanks, as well, for adding my blog link to your post today, I really appreciate your kindness! πŸ™‚

  3. Beate says:

    LOL The sister made good use of those words. Thank you for making me smile on this Monday πŸ™‚
    I hope you are doing well! Have a wonderful day πŸ™‚

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