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Sister Mary Katherine:
Sister Mary Katherine entered the Convent of Silence.
The Priest said, ‘Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome to stay here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do so.’
Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, ‘Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words.’
Sister Mary Katherine said, ‘Hard bed.’
‘I’m sorry to hear that,’ the Priest said, ‘We will get you a better bed.’
After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was summoned by the Priest. ‘You may say another two words.’
‘Cold food,’ said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.
On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. ‘You may say two words today.’
‘I quit,’ said Sister Mary Katherine.
‘It’s probably best,’ said the Priest, ‘You’ve done nothing but bitch since you got here.’
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You can not lose with the vow of silence jokes!
I agree Joe. 🙂
Some people are just never happy…
This is true Tony. 🙂
Well you have to give the sister a lot of credit. I would have said I quit after the first 5 years.
I doubt I could have lasted five years. 🙂
LOL I think she did well for 15 years, I can't keep my trap shut for 15 minutes let alone years haha!
Have a quiettastic day g-)
Me too Steve, me too. 🙂
Heeheehee! Have a great Silly Sunday!
You too my friend. 🙂
Ha ha Sandee, I love this Silly Sunday story. 5 years without a word? I wouldn't last 5 days!
I'm not sure I could last five hours. 🙂
I wouldn't last five days either! Hahaha
Big hugs, honey…
Yep, who would want to? 🙂
Too darn funny. It was very brave of her to last that long. Sandee, you and Zane have a great day.
She's a trooper and then some for sure Marg. 🙂
I wonder what her next words if she had been allowed to say to that priest. May be it would be you know what fuddle duddle but I bet she would feel really good. Ha,ha,ha.
Have a great November 1st Sunday Sandee. Say hi to Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
You have a great November 1st too Paul. 🙂
Laughing…I think I would have quit after five minutes. Have a nice Sunday Sandee. I hope the weather is good in California country.
xoxoxo 🙂
I doubt I would have gone at all. You have a nice Silly Sunday too.
It's cloudy and cool here today. 🙂
I could never do a vow of silence for more than two days.
That's way longer than I could have done. 🙂
Haha! I can't imagine a vow of silence lasting nearly that long.
I do know some people that I could not speak to for that long or longer. 🙂
oh a woman of few words- but they were smart and sharp two words! Have a glorious rainy day!
Not raining here. The sun is shining like usual. Bugger. Enjoy your rain. 🙂
That's funny and so depicts some relationships, lololol
It does indeed. 🙂
I'm reserved by nature and don't talk all that much, but I just can't imagine taking a vow of silence. I don't think I'd last very long 🙂
Have a fantastic day! Cheers – Ellen
I wouldn't last long either. Heck, I often talk to myself. 🙂
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!! a good comback would have your lose!
Yes indeed Mike. 🙂
LOL!!! I wouldn't last THAT long! Hilarious, Sandee, thanks so much for this! And thanks, as well, for adding my blog link to your post today, I really appreciate your kindness! 🙂
Me either Linda. You're most welcome for the add. Your gags are hilarious. 🙂
It's a all a matter of perspective.
Yes it is Tim, it's always a matter of perspective. 🙂
I have nothing to say because I have 4 years and 364 days to go.
Bwahahahahahahahahaha. I'll wait. 🙂
Good one!
Thanks. 🙂
Those are some hard-assed people.
Yes there are some hard assed people. 🙂
LOL The sister made good use of those words. Thank you for making me smile on this Monday 🙂
I hope you are doing well! Have a wonderful day 🙂
You're most welcome Beate. 🙂
Yeah, she's quite a complainer.
She sure is Binky. 🙂
15 years? wow! I can't even shut up for an hour or so 🙂 hahahaha!!!!
Me either Rocks, me either. 🙂