Silly Sunday

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Sister Mary Katherine:

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Convent of Silence.

The Priest said, ‘Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome to stay here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do so.’

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, ‘Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words.’

Sister Mary Katherine said, ‘Hard bed.’

‘I’m sorry to hear that,’ the Priest said, ‘We will get you a better bed.’

After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was summoned by the Priest. ‘You may say another two words.’

‘Cold food,’ said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. ‘You may say two words today.’

‘I quit,’ said Sister Mary Katherine.

‘It’s probably best,’ said the Priest, ‘You’ve done nothing but bitch since you got here.’

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Comedy Plus
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. Tony McGurk
5. messymimi
6. Cranky
7. Linda
8. Woodsterman
9. Annie
10. Mike Golch
11. Driller
12. Agent 54
13. Ann
14. Nancy Chan
15. Traveling Bells
16. Margs Animals
17. Cruisin’ Paul
18. Jean R.
19. Stephanie
20. Kathe W.
21. Mail4Rosey
22. Ellen
23. Kali
24. Just Out
25. Cube
26. Beate

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  48 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. November 1, 2015 at 12:50 am

    You can not lose with the vow of silence jokes!

    • November 1, 2015 at 7:51 am

      I agree Joe. πŸ™‚

  2. November 1, 2015 at 1:19 am

    Some people are just never happy…

    • November 1, 2015 at 7:51 am

      This is true Tony. πŸ™‚

  3. Ann
    November 1, 2015 at 1:55 am

    Well you have to give the sister a lot of credit. I would have said I quit after the first 5 years.

    • November 1, 2015 at 7:51 am

      I doubt I could have lasted five years. πŸ™‚

  4. November 1, 2015 at 2:25 am

    LOL I think she did well for 15 years, I can't keep my trap shut for 15 minutes let alone years haha!

    Have a quiettastic day g-)

    • November 1, 2015 at 7:52 am

      Me too Steve, me too. πŸ™‚

  5. November 1, 2015 at 3:36 am

    Heeheehee! Have a great Silly Sunday!

    • November 1, 2015 at 7:52 am

      You too my friend. πŸ™‚

  6. November 1, 2015 at 4:10 am

    Ha ha Sandee, I love this Silly Sunday story. 5 years without a word? I wouldn't last 5 days!

    • November 1, 2015 at 7:52 am

      I'm not sure I could last five hours. πŸ™‚

  7. November 1, 2015 at 4:31 am

    I wouldn't last five days either! Hahaha

    Big hugs, honey…

    • November 1, 2015 at 7:53 am

      Yep, who would want to? πŸ™‚

  8. November 1, 2015 at 4:37 am

    Too darn funny. It was very brave of her to last that long. Sandee, you and Zane have a great day.

    • November 1, 2015 at 7:53 am

      She's a trooper and then some for sure Marg. πŸ™‚

  9. November 1, 2015 at 4:52 am

    I wonder what her next words if she had been allowed to say to that priest. May be it would be you know what fuddle duddle but I bet she would feel really good. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a great November 1st Sunday Sandee. Say hi to Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • November 1, 2015 at 7:54 am

      You have a great November 1st too Paul. πŸ™‚

  10. November 1, 2015 at 5:47 am

    Laughing…I think I would have quit after five minutes. Have a nice Sunday Sandee. I hope the weather is good in California country.

    xoxoxo πŸ™‚

    • November 1, 2015 at 7:54 am

      I doubt I would have gone at all. You have a nice Silly Sunday too.

      It's cloudy and cool here today. πŸ™‚

  11. November 1, 2015 at 6:30 am

    I could never do a vow of silence for more than two days.

    • November 1, 2015 at 7:55 am

      That's way longer than I could have done. πŸ™‚

  12. November 1, 2015 at 7:20 am

    Haha! I can't imagine a vow of silence lasting nearly that long.

    • November 1, 2015 at 7:55 am

      I do know some people that I could not speak to for that long or longer. πŸ™‚

  13. November 1, 2015 at 9:03 am

    oh a woman of few words- but they were smart and sharp two words! Have a glorious rainy day!

    • November 1, 2015 at 12:55 pm

      Not raining here. The sun is shining like usual. Bugger. Enjoy your rain. πŸ™‚

  14. November 1, 2015 at 9:36 am

    That's funny and so depicts some relationships, lololol

    • November 1, 2015 at 12:56 pm

      It does indeed. πŸ™‚

  15. November 1, 2015 at 12:13 pm

    I'm reserved by nature and don't talk all that much, but I just can't imagine taking a vow of silence. I don't think I'd last very long πŸ™‚

    Have a fantastic day! Cheers – Ellen

    • November 1, 2015 at 12:56 pm

      I wouldn't last long either. Heck, I often talk to myself. πŸ™‚

  16. November 1, 2015 at 12:50 pm

    Bwahahahahahahaha!!!! a good comback would have your lose!

    • November 1, 2015 at 12:56 pm

      Yes indeed Mike. πŸ™‚

  17. November 1, 2015 at 1:40 pm

    LOL!!! I wouldn't last THAT long! Hilarious, Sandee, thanks so much for this! And thanks, as well, for adding my blog link to your post today, I really appreciate your kindness! πŸ™‚

    • November 1, 2015 at 1:58 pm

      Me either Linda. You're most welcome for the add. Your gags are hilarious. πŸ™‚

  18. November 1, 2015 at 2:36 pm

    It's a all a matter of perspective.

    • November 1, 2015 at 5:32 pm

      Yes it is Tim, it's always a matter of perspective. πŸ™‚

  19. November 1, 2015 at 5:20 pm

    I have nothing to say because I have 4 years and 364 days to go.

    • November 1, 2015 at 5:32 pm

      Bwahahahahahahahahaha. I'll wait. πŸ™‚

  20. November 1, 2015 at 7:37 pm

    Good one!

  21. November 2, 2015 at 12:59 pm

    Those are some hard-assed people.

    • November 2, 2015 at 2:46 pm

      Yes there are some hard assed people. πŸ™‚

  22. November 2, 2015 at 1:26 pm

    LOL The sister made good use of those words. Thank you for making me smile on this Monday πŸ™‚
    I hope you are doing well! Have a wonderful day πŸ™‚

    • November 2, 2015 at 2:46 pm

      You're most welcome Beate. πŸ™‚

  23. November 2, 2015 at 3:43 pm

    Yeah, she's quite a complainer.

    • November 2, 2015 at 3:50 pm

      She sure is Binky. πŸ™‚

  24. November 9, 2015 at 5:09 pm

    15 years? wow! I can't even shut up for an hour or so πŸ™‚ hahahaha!!!!

    • December 3, 2015 at 8:07 am

      Me either Rocks, me either. πŸ™‚

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