Silly Sunday

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Church Signs

The following are actual signs found on church property.

“No God-No Peace. Know God-Know Peace.”

“Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!”

“Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.”

“Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!”

An ad for St. Joseph’s Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, “For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.”

When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, “Open Sundays,” the church reciprocated with its own message: “We are open on Sundays, too.”

“Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons-come hear one!”

A singing group called “The Resurrection” was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, “The Resurrection is postponed.”

“People are like tea bags-you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.”

“God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.”

“Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!”

“When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright.”

“Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.”

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54 thoughts on “Silly Sunday

  1. Rhonda Albom says:

    Funny stuff. I have seen the first one on a church in NZ. The one that seems least likely to actually be on a church is, ""Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons-come hear one!"

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  2. Ron Russell says:

    Like that "free trip to Heaven" one. Personally, I prefer that little country church with 20 or so members to that city one where few people know each other. In other words, as the ole time song goes: Gimme that ole time religion!

  3. Annesphamily says:

    It is late and I am still smiling! Headache and all, getting ready for a quick trip to see my sis tomorrow early A.M. I have my Aw…Monday post up will try to remember to link in. Love, Love, Love these shares. SMile my friend, you are Amazing! Hugs, Anne

  4. Rocks says:

    Sandee I have heard so many "sermons that put you to sleep"…hahaha! and just last Sunday..I almost fell asleep while our dear Pastor is praying for the communion. tsk…tsk..
    I think church is the most conducive place to sleep!!

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