Silly Sunday

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Church Signs

The following are actual signs found on church property.

“No God-No Peace. Know God-Know Peace.”

“Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!”

“Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.”

“Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!”

An ad for St. Joseph’s Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, “For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.”

When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, “Open Sundays,” the church reciprocated with its own message: “We are open on Sundays, too.”

“Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons-come hear one!”

A singing group called “The Resurrection” was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, “The Resurrection is postponed.”

“People are like tea bags-you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.”

“God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.”

“Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!”

“When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright.”

“Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.”

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. messymimi
4. Agent 54
5. Cranky
6. Mike Golch
7. Jeanne Foguth
8. Cruisin’ Paul
9. Woodsterman
10. Uncle Skip
11. Kelley’s Dog Blog

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  54 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. Ann
    October 2, 2016 at 2:09 am

    LOL, these are good. I love reading church signs. They get very clever with them.
    I'm off to work now, have a great day

    • October 2, 2016 at 5:30 pm

      Me too. Some are so clever. πŸ™‚

  2. October 2, 2016 at 3:17 am

    Funny stuff. I have seen the first one on a church in NZ. The one that seems least likely to actually be on a church is, ""Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons-come hear one!"

    • October 2, 2016 at 5:31 pm

      I've heard sermons that can put you to sleep. πŸ™‚

  3. October 2, 2016 at 3:24 am

    Heeheehee! Those of us who have any Baptist background understand about the committee saying. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

    • October 2, 2016 at 5:32 pm

      You have a blessed and beautiful Sunday too. πŸ™‚

  4. October 2, 2016 at 5:25 am

    That last one works in their favor.

    • October 2, 2016 at 5:33 pm

      Yes it does Alex. πŸ™‚

  5. October 2, 2016 at 5:52 am

    Very clever.

    • October 2, 2016 at 5:34 pm

      Yes indeed Tim. πŸ™‚

  6. October 2, 2016 at 6:04 am

    I wonder what a rabbi would say at his church?

    Enjoy your Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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  7. October 2, 2016 at 7:16 am

    Very funny! I like the "having trouble sleeping" and the "resurrection postponed". LOl!

    • October 2, 2016 at 5:35 pm

      Those are good ones indeed Nancy. πŸ™‚

  8. Jan
    October 2, 2016 at 7:45 am

    I loved them all but the one about committees hit home.

    • October 2, 2016 at 5:36 pm

      Yes it does Jan. πŸ™‚

  9. October 2, 2016 at 8:15 am

    Hahahahahaaaaa…for all especially for the one on Resurrection!
    Have a great day!

    • October 2, 2016 at 5:37 pm

      Some folks are brilliant. πŸ™‚

  10. October 2, 2016 at 8:31 am

    Those are great signs.

    • October 2, 2016 at 5:37 pm

      Yes they are. πŸ™‚

  11. October 2, 2016 at 9:26 am

    They're so clever that a bird must have thought of them.

    • October 2, 2016 at 5:38 pm

      You are right about that Kismet. πŸ™‚

  12. October 2, 2016 at 9:49 am

    I love the, "take two tablets." Never thought of it that way before. I will now. It's cute. πŸ™‚

    • October 2, 2016 at 5:39 pm

      That was a favorite of mine too. πŸ™‚

  13. October 2, 2016 at 9:52 am

    Like that "free trip to Heaven" one. Personally, I prefer that little country church with 20 or so members to that city one where few people know each other. In other words, as the ole time song goes: Gimme that ole time religion!

    • October 2, 2016 at 5:40 pm

      I'm not into the mega churches either Ron. πŸ™‚

  14. October 2, 2016 at 10:15 am

    These were really good!!

    Happy Sunday πŸ™‚

    • October 2, 2016 at 5:40 pm

      Thanks Michelle. πŸ™‚

  15. October 2, 2016 at 11:20 am

    As a former parish administrator, I always put some of these funnies in the monthly newsletter. Love'em!

    Big hugs from cool AZ, honey…

    • October 2, 2016 at 1:39 pm

      It's raining off and on here in New River.

    • October 2, 2016 at 5:41 pm

      You have a wonderful sence of humor Sandy. πŸ™‚

    • October 2, 2016 at 5:42 pm

      It rained here today too Kismet. πŸ™‚

  16. October 2, 2016 at 11:30 am

    Oh these are good! Nothing better than funny church jokes.

  17. October 2, 2016 at 1:51 pm

    wonderful post! Thanks for my bday greetings! xoxo

    • October 2, 2016 at 5:44 pm

      You are most welcome my dear friend. πŸ™‚

  18. October 2, 2016 at 4:51 pm

    I love these and they are so getting swipped for a future Silly Sunday posting on my Blog! πŸ˜€ d-):-h :-*

    • October 2, 2016 at 5:45 pm

      Swipe away Mike. πŸ™‚

  19. October 2, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    These are hilarious and very creative!!! πŸ™‚

    • October 3, 2016 at 8:02 am

      Well it is Silly Sunday. πŸ™‚

  20. October 2, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    It is late and I am still smiling! Headache and all, getting ready for a quick trip to see my sis tomorrow early A.M. I have my Aw…Monday post up will try to remember to link in. Love, Love, Love these shares. SMile my friend, you are Amazing! Hugs, Anne

    • October 3, 2016 at 8:03 am

      Thanks Ann. I hope you have a great visit with your sister. πŸ™‚

  21. October 2, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    I think this one's the winner:
    "Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons-come hear one!"
    LOL

    • October 3, 2016 at 8:03 am

      Yes, I've known these kinds of preachers too. πŸ™‚

  22. October 3, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    I love the billboard, DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE- GOD

    • October 3, 2016 at 1:54 pm

      That's a good one indeed. πŸ™‚

  23. October 3, 2016 at 2:27 pm

    Those are some good ones.

    • October 3, 2016 at 3:04 pm

      I thought so too Binky. πŸ™‚

  24. October 4, 2016 at 4:39 am

    Sandee I have heard so many "sermons that put you to sleep"…hahaha! and just last Sunday..I almost fell asleep while our dear Pastor is praying for the communion. tsk…tsk..
    I think church is the most conducive place to sleep!!

    • October 4, 2016 at 6:44 am

      Me too. I've seen a lot of people that were sleeping at church too. It is a place to sleep. πŸ™‚

  25. October 4, 2016 at 8:28 pm

    whats a church!!

    • October 5, 2016 at 7:28 am

      Don't go into one Phil. The roof will cave in on you. πŸ™‚

  26. October 4, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    Hi Sandee, who knew church signs could be so funny! Many a true word said in jest.

    xx

    • October 5, 2016 at 7:28 am

      Oh church signs have been a delight for years. Now they try to make them funny one purpose. πŸ™‚

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