Rowdy Drunks

Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car in Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.

“Hey, show us yer tits, ye bloody penguins!” shouts one of the drunks.

The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret, “I don’t think they know who we are. Show them your cross.”

So Sister Mary Margaret rolls down her window and shouts, “Screw off ye little fookin’ wankers, before I come over there and rip yer nuts off!”

Sister Mary Margaret looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, “Was that cross enough?

Hat tip: Weezie
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48 thoughts on “Rowdy Drunks

  1. Marg says:

    Well done Sister. That is telling them. That is just pretty darn funny. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a super Thursday.

  2. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    I'd hate to see that nun when she's drunk. What a tough broad, sorry sister. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a beautiful Thursday Sandee. I'm praying for rain, rain for you not me. I've had enough around here. Even the lawns are putting up the white flag. Ha,ha,ha. See ya my great friend.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Jennifer Humphries says:

    Haha, this reminds me of the audio of a bunch of church ladies who were waiting at a light. Some guy was being rather rude, so they got out of their car and beat him with their purses and bibles. It was hilarious!

  4. cube says:

    Another girl in our class was bashing another girl's head into the NYC sidewalk, but the sniper nun caught us spinning around. I had to bring home a letter of 'disapproval' from Sister Pauline for my dad to sigh and he couldn't believe I was in trouble for spinning. We actually had to show him what spinning was. He thought it was ridiculous.

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