A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.”
Cabbie: “Frank Feldman… he’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.”
Passenger: “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”
Cabbie: “Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone, and danced like a Broadway star. And you should have heard him play the piano! He was an amazing guy.”
Passenger: “Sounds like he was somebody really special.”
Cabbie: “Oh heck, there’s more! He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order, and which fork to eat it with. And he could fix anything—. Not like me – I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right.”
Passenger: “Wow, some guy then.”
Cabbie: “He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made mistakes, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never argue back, even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished, too. He was the perfect man! I never knew him to make a mistake! No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.”
Passenger: “An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?”
Cabbie: “Well… I never actually met Frank. He died, and I married his dang wife.”
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46 thoughts on “Frank Feldman”
LOL, poor guy.
Yep, he'll never measure up will he. 🙂
Poor guy, he will never meet the reputation.
Never, apparently she's had the very best. 🙂
Lol! This poor taxi driver, what a lousy time for him when he is with his wife!
Yep, not very fair to him at all. 🙂
I'm always amazed at how clever joke writers are and this is one of those times.
This one is very clever indeed. 🙂
Frank sounds just like me ( the opposite ) but my wife knows already & she's satisfied with me.
Have a brilliant Tuesday Sandee. See ya.
I'm guessing after all these years she's very satisfied with you. Good for the both of you. 🙂
well, my husband never hears anything about my ex being great like Frank! lol. Have a great day!
Neither does mine. My ex was a nightmare and I'm being kind. 🙂
Too funny. Poor Frank. Sandee, you have a super duper day along with Zane and Little Bit.
Yes, poor Frank. 🙂
OK, that right there was a really good one! big hugs xoxo
I thought so too Barb. 🙂
That explains it.
It sure does doesn't it. 🙂
Dear Sandee, Adorable, poor cabby though, never be able to fill Franks shoes…
He'll never be able to fill anything of Frank's. 🙂
LMAO I didn't expect that ending haha!
Have a perfecttastic day Sandee :-h
I didn't either and these are my favorite kinds of jokes. 🙂
Frank died to get away from his wife.
You may be right here. Yes you just might be right. 🙂
HA! is right. 🙂
LOL indeed. 🙂
I thought so too. 🙂
Oh my! I imagine my next husband would be very much like the guy in the cab. No one could measure up to our guys, right?!
We both have the best husbands so we wouldn't be able to replace them. 🙂
I so didn't see that one coming! Good one. And life goes on.
Big hugs, honey…
Me either and those are the very best jokes. 🙂
Lol! Poor cabbie. I didn't see it coming, either. Must be a slow day. Lol!
No, you're smart. It was just that good of a joke. 🙂
Laughing…Poor guy. It got me too.
I hope you're having a great day Sandee.
I'm having a great day and I hope you are too. Big hugs. 🙂
Hahaha! This is so funny 🙂
I thought so too Jen. 🙂
that poor guy….it's funny too!
Yep, nobody is ever going to top her dead husband. 🙂
It's hard to be compared to perfection.
Yes, it is hard to be compared to perfection. 🙂
Comparison hurts 🙁 and to the dead one..it must be hard!
Comparisons aren't fair either. Not one bit. 🙂