Princess Barbie – This princess Barbie is sold only at Saks. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift.
Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version. Princess Barbie is easily exchanged, and occasionally mistaken for Yuppie Barbie.
Girls Who Lunch Barbie – The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
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44 thoughts on “Modern Barbie Dolls”
LOL these are funny. I think I liked my old fashioned Barbie better though. I don't even think she was called anything else than just plain old Barbie.
I had a Barbie when I was a kid. They were much larger then than now. 😉
Can you get one of them Kate Spade Handbags over at the Walmart? Because I don't think mine has them yet.
Have yourself a splendiferous day hon! xoxo
You must be Wal*Mart Barbie! I'll wait for the roll back to get one.
You can get just about anything at the Walmart. 🙂
You crack me up Kismet. 🙂
I can't tell if this is just a joke, or if they are real. They sound pretty plausible to me. 😉
It's a joke and some of them are real. Barbie comes in just about everything. 🙂
Oh great. Just what I need in my house, ANOTHER Barbie! hahahaha.
Yep, I've two granddaughters so I know all about Barbies. 🙂
Barbie is moving right on up. Sounds sort of expensive. Too funny. What is next?? Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.
Barbie is expensive. Very expensive. 🙂
Give me a break! Ha,ha,ha. My girls did have some Barbies in our home with their cars and dresses & whatever came with her. I felt I was with a house of women everyday. Ha,ha,ha.
Have a great Thursday Sandy. Did Little BIt have his own Barbie dog? See ya
Yep, you can fill your house with Barbie for sure. 🙂
I only have boys, so no Barbie dolls around my house. I know Barbie dolls are very expensive.
Boys are expensive, but girls are more expensive. 🙂
I literally have hundreds of Barbies and all of their many, many accessories strewn all around my house. That is life with 3 little girls! We actually do have a little dog named Honey that came with one of the Barbies 🙂
My oldest granddaughter loved all things Barbie and I made sure she had them all and with all the accessories. Bless my heart. 🙂
LOL! I love these, Sandee! 🙂 I remember having Barbie dolls when I was a girl, as well as Midge and Ken. Back then (the 60's) the prices were, of course, much more affordable. But then again, the salaries were smaller as well.
Yep, I didn't have the Ken doll, but I did have the Barbie one. Lots of clothes too. 🙂
My wallet is happy that our girls were never heavily into the Barbie craze. Sheesh. Folks can spend lotsa bucks on that stuff. Not me!
Scratches to LB. Bug hugs times two, honey…
My wallet wasn't happy, but I spent the money anyway. It's what grandmas do. 🙂
Barbie is getting more expensive for a date.
Have a great day!
Barbie is very expensive. Very. 🙂
LMAO thank god Barbie isn't my type of doll LOL
Have a dollytastic day Sandee 🙂
I'll bet I can guess your type of doll. 🙂
Gee I hardly know what to say—–never played with Barbie dolls!
Well, you don't have to say a thing Ron. 🙂
Just did an expose on "Spying" Barbie…great minds 😉
We do have great minds and don't forget Seymour does too. 🙂
Cute! It's hard to believe Barbies are still selling after all these years.
And they are selling like hotcakes. 🙂
I hear Trophy Wife Barbie comes with large breast implants, stripper heels, and a pole.
You're probably right. 🙂
I saw your comment about the old Barbie dolls being bigger. I can't remember… I'm curious now though. I had a Bionic Woman doll that was like a Barbie. I don't think I ever had a Barbie-Barbie though. How odd considering I had a ton of dolls, lol
My barbie was indeed bigger than the ones they have today. 🙂
Doh… Now I've got that song in my head. "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world. I'm fantastic, I'm made of plastic…"
Sorry Tony. Now that song is in my head. 🙂
GI Joes were way netter!
Well, you've a point being a boy. 🙂
And better, too.
I knew you meant better. 🙂
I took a different route the other day and I almost got lost.
Hmmm…Maybe I am a modern day Barbie h-(
You could be. You never know. 🙂