Modern Barbie Dolls

s-l300 Yuppi Barbie – This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won’t be able to afford any of them.

Redneck Barbie – This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken’s butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

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36 thoughts on “Modern Barbie Dolls

  1. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    I agree stevebethere. I'm for the big boob redneck Barbie. I know, I put in the big boob in. Remember, I'm Italian. Hubba, hubba. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a exciting Saturday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Marg says:

    Wouldn't you know they would come up with a Redneck Barbie. All my neighbors need one of those. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.

  3. Kathe W. says:

    OMG hilarious! I know some folks who would JUMP at the chance to fill out and complete their collection of Barbies! Baw hahah Have supoer duper weekend!

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