These great questions and answers are from the days when ‘ Hollywood Squares’ game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions.
Q. In bowling, what’s a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I’m always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn’t neglected.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I’ll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.
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Paul Lynda was my absolute favorite!
Happy Hump Day honey! big hugs x0x0
He was my absolute favorite too Barb. š
LMAO @ Tape Measures and Great Grandpa's horseradish (I wonder if his head stung)
Have a celebtastic day Sandee :-h
They were so witty weren't they. š
Just one of the best game shows ever.
I agree. It's one of the few I looked forward to. š
Awesome.
I agree Christine. š
Now that would be a fun show to watch again. Loved these. That's some funny stuff right there.
Have a super duper day. Big hugs, honey…
And you can watch them. Go to YouTube and type in Hollywood Squares. They pick the old ones. š
Heeheehee! Thank you, now i get to go to work laughing!
And you've a day of hard work sorting through all that furniture. š
Those are hysterical. Kissing a lots people struck my funny bone but then they were all really good. You have a fun day Sandee along with Zane and Little Bit.
Yes, those were some very funny people. š
That was such a good show. They should bring it back.
But could you find witty people like that today? Without the vulgarity? Maybe. š
some great old timers there, have a wonderful day! xoxo
Yes, they were great old timers. š
Give me more, give me more. I just love those characters on that show. Have a funny, silly hilarious Thursday Sandee. He,he,he, See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Me too Paul. I always looked forward to each and every show. Good clean fun. š
These are great! And I think you said these were off the top of their heads? I admire someone who can be that quick witted!
Yes, they were off the top of their heads. I admire folks that can think that quick too. š
I love these, Sandee ~~ Most seem to be bedroom or sex oriented, I'm still smiling. I watched that program but can't picture any part of it. YouTube probably has lots of episodes. ??? =))
BTW, that day's shrimp salad was really good. Princess always has a snack bar besides the coffee bar with pastries and light eating. It was my lunch that day. Oh, I might have gone topside for a pizza or a krautdog or both.
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YouTube has tons of these old shows.
That shrimp salad looked so good. š
Fantastic funny =))
They were indeed. Have a woof woof day you two. š
LOL nice…. I like watching those on YouTube! – http://www.domesticgeekgirl.com
Me too. They are a blast from the past. š
Paul Lynde always had the best answers.
He did didn't he. I always liked him the very best. š
I remember those days, but never really a big fan of the show although I did watch it some. Keep in mind, not many choices in those times.
There weren't many choices back then indeed. At midnight there wasn't any television at all. Just the test pattern. š
BWAHAHA!! Never point and laugh and never no never do it in bed!
So very true. Takes romance to an all time low. š
Classics all. c-)
Yes indeed Odie. š
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
buwahahhaha
Charley was a hoot wasn't he. š
They had some pretty good guests on that program back in the day.
They sure did. Some of my favorites. š
Great replies. Paul Lynd always made me laugh.
Paul Lynde was a very funny man. š
LOL!!! Paul Lynde always made me laugh, he was such a riot. š
He was most witty. And the zingers just came natural for him. š