Happy New Year

On New Year’s Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. ‘What are you doing out here at four o’clock in the morning?’ asked the police officer.

‘I’m on my way to a lecture,’ answered Roger.

‘And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year’s Eve?’ inquired the constable sarcastically.

‘My wife,’ slurred Daniel grimly.

May each of you have a very Happy and Prosperous New Year.

Image Credit: The Holiday Spot

48 thoughts on “Happy New Year

  1. Ann says:

    Maybe the constable should have taken him in and let him sleep it off so that he could be wide awake and alert for his lecture:)
    Happy New Year!

  2. Barb says:

    I thought of you two last night… on account of it's the only time I ever have champangne! 😛

    Have a healthy, happy and blessed 2016, my friend. big hugs xoxo

  3. Jean R. says:

    That wife should be glad he didn't try to drive home, but it's a funny story and one a real guy might actually tell a cop. Happy New Year, everyone and Sandee in particular.

  4. Allison says:

    Funny story! I like the twist.

    Thank you for visiting my blog. The uplifting comments are much appreciated.

    Happy New Year! May it be a good one.

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