God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,

The good fortune to run into the ones that I do,

And the eyesight to tell the difference.

2012: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds.

2013: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds.

2014: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.

2015: I will work out 3 days a week.

2016: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.

Dear Lord:

So far this year I’ve done well. I haven’t gossiped, I haven’t lost my temper, I haven’t been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I’m very thankful for that. But in a few minutes, Lord, I’m going to get out of bed, and from then on I’m probably going to need a lot more help. Amen

Image Credit: Ragan

66 thoughts on “Resolutions

  1. stevebethere says:

    LMAO especially @ I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.

    I have only made one resolution this year and that is not to pass wind in public which has been successful so far …ooops! pardon. :-O

    Have a resolutiontatsic day Sandee :-f

  2. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    I just woke up and decided that I will never have resolutions anymore. Maybe one. I will always treat people with love. Sounds good to me.
    Have a wonderful Saturday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Marg says:

    Oh Sandee, those are not only great resolutions but hysterical too. That is the answer to all problems. Just stay in bed. Sandee, you and Zane have a wonderful Week end.

  4. Kathe W. says:

    excellent! I had seriously forgotten about making New years resolutions….no joke- So this means I don't have to feel guilty later on because I didn't follow through…bwa hahah
    Have a great day!

  5. Skunkfeathers says:

    I resolved not to make a resolution I won't keep. My pet rock, Seymour, resolved to not visit a rock crusher. I think we're both on a positive path to keeping our resolutions…

  6. Jim says:

    I like your resolutions, Sandee. The prayer is cut too. Neat post.
    Well, I don't make resolutions cause I'm perfect in most every way. "I've done well. I haven't gossiped, I haven't lost my temper, I haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent." Some might differ.
    Happy New Year !!! :-h

  7. Wendster says:

    You crack me up! You find the best stuff to post on your page. Good to be back! I have missed you. Going to go have some fun and draw something for my Children's books right now. It's supposedly going to look like a duck … but it might end up looking like something else. Just sayin'.
    Wendster xoxoxo

    • Comedy Plus says:

      Wendy! It's great to see you again. It's been a very long time. I've followed you on Facebook and I'm so proud of you. You've come a long way. Love you. โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ

  8. Beate says:

    LOL That's a really good one….and the reason why I just don't make New Year's Resolutions ๐Ÿ˜€

    Sandee, thank you so much for your wonderful and open comment on my last kindness post! You can be so proud of the things you've accomplished, especially finding happiness within yourself. You are amazing! And I'm happy I got to know you here in the blogging world.

    Have a wonderful and very happy Sunday.
    More hugs to you,

    • Comedy Plus says:

      It wasn't easy Beate, but I could wallow in the misery or dig myself out. I decided to dig myself out. It's been a wonderful life so far. Have a happy Sunday too. ๐Ÿ™‚

  9. cube says:

    I resolved to cut back on the little Post It notes I write to remind myself of something I want to revisit. So far, I'm using old envelopes instead ๐Ÿ˜‰

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.