An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: “Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000.”
One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.
Doctor: “I have lost taste in my mouth.”
Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Doctor: “This is Gasoline!”
Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back.
That will be $500.”
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.
Doctor: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 2 Doctor: “But that is Gasoline!”
Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Doctor: “My eyesight has become weak.”
Engineer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this.
Take this $1,000.”
Doctor: “But this is $500…”
Engineer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”
Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun
Image Credit: Sequoyah High School
50 thoughts on “Engineer Vs Doctor”
With smarts like that I'm surprised the engineer went so long being unemployed 🙂
Well, he seems to be making money now. He's a smart one. 🙂
It's ObamaCrap, right? Take your money. Do nothing.
big hugs xoxo
Pretty much Barb. Pretty much. 🙂
Sounds like the schister trying to outshine the schister, lolol
That's exactly what's happening here. 🙂
This is one smart engineer!
Yes indeed Nancy. 🙂
Heeheehee! Gotta hand it to the engineers of this world!
They are brilliant for sure. 🙂
Good one Sandee, That worked out pretty darn well. Sandee, you and Zane have a perfect day.
Well it did for the engineer anyway. 🙂
LOL he was had right left and centre
have a swindletastic day Sandee :-h
Yes he was wasn't he. 🙂
Now it's time to bring in the lawyers.
Yep, and we can pretty much figure out how that's going to go. 🙂
Haha! I like his plan, sounds like solid medical advice and treatment to me 🙂
Yes it does, and he's making some good money too. 🙂
smart engineer- and I would not go to that doctor- slow learner! Have a happy day with lots of hugs!
Very slow learner isn't he. You have a happy day too honey. Big hugs back. 🙂
Presenting the bill is a class by itself in medical school.
I'm sure it is Kismet. 🙂
Merry Christmas! xoxo
Merry Christmas to you too Michelle. 🙂
Marry Christmas, Sandee!
Same to you Jean. 🙂
Are you sure that's not a lawyer…no, they're not that smart. They are that devious, just not that smart.
You know it would read better with a lawyer rather than a doctor. 🙂
Engineer or carnival barker?
A bit of both I think. 🙂
A very clever engineer! LOL! 🙂
He knows how to make money. 🙂
Ha! Those engineers are really into math and I might add no dummies!
They do know their math and this one is no dummy. 🙂
Even if the engineer was wrong the third time, he still would have been up $500. Smart guy.
You got to do what you have to do to make a living. 🙂
Hahaha! That made me giggle which I needed on this stressful day! Thanks Sandee!
Hugs to you!
You're doing to many long days with your web training. Boring. 🙂
Too funny! Smart engineer! Lol! If I don't catch y'all before the big day, Merry Christmas!
P.s. Hubby the engineer loved this!
Merry Christmas to you and hubby honey. 🙂
I'm glad hubby loved this. I know your sweetie is a great engineer. 🙂
Funny. This post just made me smile and I'm starting my day off on a good note. Gotta love good comedy. Happy Holidays.
I do some goofy stuff here. Thanks for dropping by. 🙂
There are winners, and there are losers.
And it looks like the doctor is consistent in the losing part. 🙂
Really silly, yet pretty funny. Clever twists.
I love being silly you know. 🙂
Hope y'all had a great Christmas.
Big hugs, honey…
We did have a great Christmas. 🙂