A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.
The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.
The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.
”Hit him again,” the 5-year-old said. ”He shouldn’t have crawled up there in the first place!”
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Oh my gosh! LOL!!! That's too funny!
LOL, good one. Enjoy your weekend. See you when you get back
Tough love already, lolol
Yeah, what was he thinkin'? 😛
Have a wonderful weekend! xoxo
Heeheehee! A good spanking should convince him!
There is no end to humor isn't there. Just when you think you've heard it all someone comes up with something amazing in its creativity.
This is hilarious! Thanks so much for sharing, Sandee, and have a great weekend! 🙂
Hahaha! Oh my gosh!! That is funny 🙂
As we birds tell it, a male comes out of a female as an egg and spends the rest of his life trying to get back in.
lol, this joke made me lol.
I like doc jokes; my next post is about 'the carry on series', and needless to mention they have three hospital related movies. Love those…!
Good post 🙂
LOL in his mind he had a point haha!
Have a roadtastic day Sandee :-h
sibling rivalry starts early! Hope you are having lots of fun! Cheers!
They can get into so much trouble up there. c-)
Now that definitely is very funny and so very true. Sandee, yOu and Zane have a wonderful time.
Birth ain't pretty.
Seymour doesn't get it…and I've tried to 'splain it to him…
Very responsible sibling.
Have a great day!
LOL, that's a good one! 😀
Have a wonderful weekend, Sandee!
Lots of hugs to you <3
Beate
That gets a great big BWAHAHA!!!
THose babies crawl into all sorts of places
He's right!
LOL – kids say the obvious things. 😉
annnnd … he is right. Just sayin'.