The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and Syria, and have been given only the following facts about ISIS:
The season opened today.
There is no limit.
They taste just like chicken.
They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus AND;
They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the ISIS problem to be over by Friday.
Hat tip: Dave and Linda