Breaking News

ISIS Soon To Be Non-Existent

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and Syria, and have been given only the following facts about ISIS:

The season opened today.
There is no limit.
They taste just like chicken.
They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus AND;
They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the ISIS problem to be over by Friday.

Hat tip: Dave and Linda

44 thoughts on “Breaking News

  1. Marg says:

    That is hysterical and in all truth, it probably would work. So send those rednecks over there. Sandee, you have a great day and Zane and Little Bit too. Little Bit we are all thinking about you all the time.

  2. mail4rosey says:

    I was in Palm Beach Gardens for a work conference when Dale Earnhardt passed. Fans were lining the streets to put flowers and such on his house fence. He did have a huge fan base! Happy Tuesday to ya! πŸ™‚

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