ISIS Soon To Be Non-Existent
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and Syria, and have been given only the following facts about ISIS:
The season opened today.
There is no limit.
They taste just like chicken.
They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus AND;
They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the ISIS problem to be over by Friday.
Hat tip: Dave and Linda
ISIS is seriously screwed now 🙂
You know it. 🙂
Just promise them a commemorative baseball cap and a couple of cases of beer and the Redneck nation will resolve the issue in record time.
Well we do need to do this too. 🙂
ISIS is screwed now. Ha,ha,ha, Have a wonderful Tuesday Sandee. Three days to go. Whoopee! See ya.
Cruisin' Paul
Three days until it's time to leave for your cruise? I'm sorry you're not more excited. 🙂
That is hysterical and in all truth, it probably would work. So send those rednecks over there. Sandee, you have a great day and Zane and Little Bit too. Little Bit we are all thinking about you all the time.
I wish I could Marg. They would get things done and in a hurry. Thanks for the kind words about Little Bit. 🙂
Yep, they will git-er-done and make us all happy!
Big hugs, honey…
Yes they would Sandy. I loves me a good redneck. Heck, I married one. 🙂
But then they would have to get a new enemy to keep the war machine going.
You have a point. This is all a political game indeed. 🙂
Let's hope
ISIS menace is over now.
It's always something with the Middle East. Always something. 🙂
too bad this isn't true….good one Sandee!
We can dream Kathe, we can dream. 🙂
I was in Palm Beach Gardens for a work conference when Dale Earnhardt passed. Fans were lining the streets to put flowers and such on his house fence. He did have a huge fan base! Happy Tuesday to ya! 🙂
Yep, the folks in the south are a different breed. I can so relate to southern folks too. My parents were southerners. 🙂
Yep. That should do it. 🙂 Thanks for the laugh, Sandee. Hope u have a great day!
You are most welcome Marcia. I hope you're having a great day too. 🙂
I think those boys are gunna do just fine. Bye bye ISIS
Rednecks are a tough breed indeed Tony. 🙂
Pass the beer and chicken, Bubba. bahahaha!
big hugs honey xoxo
Yep, my kind of guys. 🙂
If only.
Yes, if only. 🙂
Sounds perfect!
It is perfect. 🙂
Give 'em some flyin' lessons and a couple of A-10s and it will be over by 5pm.
There you go Skip. Now you're talking. 🙂
That'll take care of them!
Hope all is going well Sandee! Scritches to Little Bit!
It would too. Scritches given to Little Bit. 🙂
Heeheehee! Too funny, and Sweetie loved it, too!
I'm glad Sweetie loved it too. 🙂
I'm betting it won't even take until Friday 🙂
Probably not Ann. Those rednecks can get things done. 🙂
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! That is AWESOME!!!!!!!!! One of your best…hysterical!
Thanks Katherine. 🙂
I wish it were that simple. 🙂
We all wish it were that simple Rhonda. 🙂
The proper troops for the task!
I think so too Binky. 🙂
I bet this unit will get to it on the double!! xoxo Catherine
Rednecks are awesome. They may be a bit different but they can get anything done in a hurry. 🙂