Bill and the Prostitute

Clinton is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of Washington D.C. He notices a good looking prostitute. She sees this and calls out: “Fifty dollars!” He is tempted, but the price is a little high. So he calls back: “Five!” She is disappointed and turns away and Bill continues his jog.

A few days later, he finds himself jogging in the same area and as luck would have it, the prostitute is still there. But she want not come down on her price. “Fifty!” she shouts and Bill answers her: “Five!” No sale.

About a week later, Hillary has decided that she wants to get into shape so she demands to go jogging with Bill. They get to the seedy part of town and the same prostitute is still there. She eyes Bill and Hillary together and yells: “See what you get for five dollars!”

Okay, don’t get all riled up. I don’t want to see another Bush or Clinton in the white house.

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
Image Credit: Cafe Press

47 thoughts on “Bill and the Prostitute

  1. Barb says:

    but we might you lnow… get another Bush or Clinton, that is. At this point nothing, and I mean nothing whatsoever, would surprise me.

    well, Gracie cuddling up with the boys would. 🙂

    big hugs xoxo

  2. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    Interesting political joke from a Canadian. Oh, that's me. Ha,ha,ha, Have a fantastic Thursday Sandee. Also, I'm glad that you enjoyed my blog yesterday. Today's world has to be very difficult for the police to work in. I think people forget that when they go to work, they may not be going home. As a teacher, I never felt that way. The police are a very special brand of people. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Jean R. says:

    I don't really want a Bush or a Clinton again, either, BUT I'd take either one before some of the other yo-yos who might run. Why is it so hard to find politicians with brains? Did you hear about the Representative from Idaho who in a hearing asked if a woman could shallow a tiny camera for gynecology diagnosis.

  4. joeh says:

    Good one.

    Sorry, it seems that in a country of 400 million people, there is no one qualified to run the country that is not named Bush or Clinton…the Kennedy's have all been killed.

  5. Kathe W. says:

    I must admit I do miss Bill in a way because of who is in the White House now…………..however I sure don't want him, Hilary or any more Bushies. If we only had some one who had a brain and truly cared about our country…instead of their wacko beliefs and/or what's in it for them ie: their wallet.

  6. cube says:

    Sorry about the hiccups, but for once I thought best about a too-political comment.

    Anyway, The joke was funny. I agree about no more Clintons and no more Bushes, especially since Jeb is to the left of Hillary on immigration. Let's hope a better candidate survives the ordeal of the primaries.

  7. cube says:

    Let's hope Hillary doesn't run, much less win, but if she does, could this joke be tailored to her as the one hailing the female prostitute? I've heard the Huma stories. I'm just sayin….

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