A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed by his bedside every single day.
When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he said, ”You have been with me all through the bad times. ”When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. ”You know what?”
”What, dear?” his wife asked gently.
”I think you bring me bad luck.”
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Oh my gosh… He sounds like Vince's Grandpa! Haha!!!
I've know some men like this. Everything that has happened to them someone else was at fault. 🙂
d( Dude… She's sitting death watch… Say nicer things!
Happy Toos-dee, Sandee! xoxo
He can't Barb, he's been like this all of his life. Makes you wonder why she hung in there. 🙂
Well that wasn't very nice of him. Sandee, you and Zane have a great day.
He's never been the master of his ship. Bless his heart. 🙂
I predict a sudden death happening!
Thanks for the morning smiles.
Big hugs, honey…
No, she'll be right there to the end. He doesn't get it. 🙂
Some folks say having bad luck is better than having no luck at all.
I've said that a time or two way back when. 🙂
Hah! She can show him real bad luck and leave right then!!
She could, but she won't. 🙂
What a jerk he is. A wife that stand with this loser is an angel. Leave him and go see a real man who will really love & respect her. Thank goodness that all this is, is a joke.
Have a brilliant Tuesday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Yep, he's been a jerk all his life yet she stayed. 🙂
Oy!
Exactly. 🙂
He finally saw the light.
Not really. He doesn't get that it's him that's the problem. 🙂
lol isn't that the way it goes!
Yep, sometimes it goes just this way. 🙂
Oh! dear I think he will go quicker than he expects heheh!
Have a gratefultastic day Sandee :-f
…and she was never seen again after she "made sure" his financial affairs were in order…..heh heh.
Have a beautiful day today!
Not soon enough apparently. 🙂
It doesn't sound like he has much of anything though. 🙂
Hahahahaaaaaaa…! Happy Women's Day!
Have a great day!
Thank you my friend. 🙂
A little late for him to be figuring that out, isn't it? 🙂
No, he's always known. He just didn't say anything. 🙂
That is funny. I think my hubby would say the same about me.
Not very nice though. 🙂
ahahahaha too funny! ;P
I thought so too. 🙂
She should have dumped him a long time ago.
I agree. I'm sure he was a delight all through his marriage. 🙂
LOL
I agree Mike. Hello to Seymour. 🙂
Oh boy, he's a ray of sunshine!
Yes he is. NOT! 🙂
aw shoot..lol well we love u and appreciate u hun!!! 🙂 xoxoxoxox
And I love and appreciate you too. 🙂
Heeheehee! Maybe he needs a divorce to save his life!
No matter what this guy did he'd turn out the same. He doesn't realize that he's the problem. 🙂
Hahaha! He might accidentally be unplugged from any life saving machines! His darn bad luck!
Hope you're having a Happy Tortie Tuesday Sandee!
He should have been unplugged many years ago. 🙂
hahaha! I can imagine her calling all the nurses and the doctors to attend to him 🙂
Happy Tuesday My friend!
If he would have only attended to himself for all those years. He wouldn't be blaming his wife for his failures. 🙂
Such an ungrateful man! Or maybe his sickness has gone to his head.
Ungrateful and a finger pointer too. His failures he's blamed on his wife, not himself. 🙂
Passing the buck!
Exactly what he's doing. Bless his heart. 🙂
His bad luck just might get worse.
You think dying is worse? I'm not so sure about that Binky. 🙂
I was gunna say this Sandee but then noticed that this furry marsupial fellow beat me to it.
Yep, Binky has a fabulous sense of humor. 🙂