The Text
A guy texts his neighbor friend:
Dear Keith: I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you.
I know it’s no excuse, but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology. It won’t happen again.
The neighbor, feeling outrage and betrayed, grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom and without a word, shoots his wife.
Moments later the guy gets a second text: Damn, found a spelling error, I really should use spell check! That should be “WiFi”… Sorry!
Hat tip: Uncle Skip
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holy crapinoli. where's autocorrect when you need it?
big hugs xoxo
Pretty frightening isn't it. 🙂
Like Barb said, where's autocorrect. I was expecting the neighbor to text back and say don't worry I've been helping myself to your wife too
I didn't see this one coming. Not at all. 🙂
LOL – so funny. Poor woman. No chance to explain.
Didn't even know why she was about to be killed. 🙂
Whoops!
Have a wonderful Thursday Sandee. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Big whoops. You have a wonderful Thursday too. 🙂
Spellchecker would have assumed that "wife" was the intended word. Oops!
Probably so. Unfortunately. 🙂
omg!!
OMG indeed. 🙂
The story is unbelievable because you can't get that many characters in a text.
Well, it was funny. I wouldn't know because I don't text. 🙂
oooopsy…..and spell check would not have worked anyhow! Have a perfectly spelled day!
Probably not. Sometimes you have to ask some questions. 🙂
I sooo didn't see that one coming. Oops!
Have a spectacular day…as usual. Scritches to LB.
Big hugs, honey…
Well that was one huge mistake. That texting is for the birds. Pick up the phone and call. Sandee, you have a super day along with Zane and Little Bit.
I didn't see it coming either Sandy. 🙂
I agree Marg. People will forget how to spell at some point. 🙂
Uh oh. Talk about going off half-cocked. Sheesh, think before you murder.
Yes, think before you murder needlessly. 🙂
We live in a new age and us dinosaurs are having a rough time!
Yes we do Ron, yes we do. 🙂
Yikes. Shoot first and ask questions later?
That's what he did. 🙂
Heeheehee! And Oops!
Big oops, but it's funny. 🙂
LOL!!! A definite Oops! 🙂
Yes, a definite oops. 🙂
Slight mistake!
Perhaps a bit more than slight Binky. 🙂
Oh my! Talk about a spelling error gone bad! Yikes!
Gone very, very badly. 🙂
HA HA HA HA HA OH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA!
What a mess this turned out to be. 🙂
Digital (age) error! WiFi is more than wife in this digital era.
Yep, a huge digital age error. 🙂