A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl answered with a loud voice, “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she whispered to him, “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?”
The guy responded with a loud voice, “$1000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!”
And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ear, “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty.”
Hat tip: Just Out
Image Credit: Glenbrook North
I think he wins this round 🙂 Thanks for the laugh
Yes, he did win this round. 🙂
Ha ha ha! Sandee, I think the girl didn't expected that from the man!
No, but she had it coming. 🙂
I think she just learned a very important psychology lesson, be careful about who's head you mess with 🙂
She sure did Ann. 🙂
That is pretty darn funny. That guy fixed that girl .Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.
Yep, she did good, but he did far better. 🙂
And then they were both kicked out of the library and they lived happily ever after!
You're probably right. 🙂
And I bet they both go to her place and enjoy a wonderful night of SEX. Ha,ha,ha.
Have an unbelievable Saturday Sandee. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Maybe, and maybe not Paul. One never knows. 🙂
Haha! Brilliant response I bet she realised who the smart one is lol
Have a comebacktastic day Sandee
She knows who outdid here for sure Steve. 🙂
Gotta admit, she got what she deserved. LOL
She sure did. She started it and he finished it. 🙂
Haha! I think the lawyer was actually right in this case! Serves her right for being a jerk, trying to study people 🙂
Yep, she was a jerk and then some. 🙂
What, no picture?
Sorry, no picture. 🙂
LOL! Love the comeback, this is great! 🙂
Some folks are very witty aren't they. 🙂
Where is that Library? c-)
I'd like to know that too Odie. 🙂
Sounds just like a lawyer—to them someone is always guilty!
Well, and they are probably right about that too. 🙂
lawyer wins. I think it's funny. 🙂
Hands down the lawyer wins. 🙂
score! Serves her right! Excellent! Have a great weekend! Hugs to the 3 of you!
Thanks for the hugs honey. We're on our boat right now having our morning coffee. 🙂
Heeheehee! Maybe she'll wait until she gets her degree to practice on people now!
That would be wise. 🙂
Hahaha!
That's what I said. 🙂
You never know what you'll learn in a book! haha!
big hugs xoxo
And often it's not worth knowing. 🙂
Law – 1
Psychology – 0
Spot on Tony. 🙂
Touch. Very good.
I thought so too. 🙂
That's touche. Sorry, I'm on my cell phone.
Cell phones have a mind of their own. 🙂
She could've replied, "With your HIV status, there's not enough money in the world."
Oh I love that comeback. That's even better. 🙂
Bwahahahahahha! Too funnnnnnny! I'm still laughing and it's just 7 A.M.
I thought this one was a hoot too. 🙂
They would make a fiery pair!
They would indeed Binky. 🙂
And imagine, that exchange of conversation in a library.
Would make for an interesting visit wouldn't it. 🙂