A woman comes home and tells her husband, ‘Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.’
‘No more headaches?’ the husband asks, ‘What happened?’
His wife replies, ‘Angie referred me to a hypnotist and he told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat,
I do not have a headache
I do not have a headache
I do not have a headache
Well, it worked! The headaches are all gone.’
‘Well, that is wonderful’ proclaims the husband.
His wife then says, ‘You know, you haven’t been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don’t you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?’
Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, ‘Don’t move, I’ll be right back.’
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, ‘WOW! – that was wonderful!’
The husband says, ‘Don’t move! I will be right back.’
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning ‘OH MY GOD’ she proclaims.
Her husband again says, ‘Don’t move, I’ll be right back.’
With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying ….
She’s not my wife
She’s not my wife
She’s not my wife
His funeral service will be held Tuesday.
Hat tip: Linda W.
Image Credit: Publog
LOL – Can't say I blame her for her response to his mantra.
Kind of an ego buster indeed. 🙂
I don't know if I would have gone as far as killing him after all it was the hypnotist who put that suggestion in his head. Maybe just let the headaches come back.
Killing him was a bit over the top, but he should have ever let her know what the hypnotist did or suggested. 🙂
He'd still be alive if he simply put a bag over her head.
I'm not so sure that would have went over any better. 🙂
So much for that hypnotist. Kind of sad. Anyway, Sandee, you and Zane have a super Saturday.
It's more than sad. There were two people that probably should have been together in the first place. 🙂
I don't understand it. The wife was the one that told her husband hadn't been great in the sack. So why was she upset? I guess women want everything. Ha,ha,ha. It's just a joke ladies.
Have an enjoyable Saturday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Because she overheard him in the bathroom saying "She isn't my wife." 🙂
I say "What ever does the trick!"
As long as you keep it to yourself if it's hurtful. 🙂
Oh my goodness! I think he met with a fitting end!
Well, he was pretty awful wasn't he. 🙂
Hahahahahaaaaa…good one!
Have a great day!
I thought it was pretty funny too. 🙂
The hypnotist better watch his or her back.
I'm thinking you're right here. 🙂
LOL! Not the punch line I expected.
I didn't expect it either. 🙂
Ya, it's the hypnotist that should be in trouble. LOL
Well, his work is working. Not well, but it was working for her and for him. 🙂
which came first the headaches or ? Have a great Saturday!
I don't know Kathe, but it's a good question. 🙂
LOL well I think she should blame the hypnotist LOL
Have a hypnotictastic day :-h
Her husband didn't have to say that out loud though. 🙂
Rest in peace! Hahaha.
Happy Saturday.
Big hugs, honey…
Let's hope he does. 🙂
Laughing….Great one, as usual, sorry for my absences, I had a weird Facebook experience that took me a few days to clear up. I about to post your Bucket list. It was fun.
Happy Saturday and as always thanks for a great laugh…
"Big Bugs"
Happy Saturday to you too. 🙂
Seymour says he doesn't get it. My turn for a *face palm*
Well, I still love Seymour even when he doesn't get stuff. 🙂
It would work, most likely! Heeheehee!
I'm guessing you're right. 🙂
Why does, "Don't look at gift horse in the mouth." come to mind?
I'm with you on this. Who cares about the how. 🙂
HaHaHaHaHaHa! Those things do happen don't they? I sure loved this story. I will be back for Aw…Monday. I am all set and ready to play! Have a great week! xo Anne
Yes they do. I hope you're feeling better too. 🙂
And he deserved it.
Letting her overhear him I'm going to agree with you. 🙂