The Hypnotist

A woman comes home and tells her husband, ‘Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.’

‘No more headaches?’ the husband asks, ‘What happened?’

His wife replies, ‘Angie referred me to a hypnotist and he told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat,

I do not have a headache

I do not have a headache

I do not have a headache

Well, it worked! The headaches are all gone.’

‘Well, that is wonderful’ proclaims the husband.

His wife then says, ‘You know, you haven’t been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don’t you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?’

Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it.

Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, ‘Don’t move, I’ll be right back.’

He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife says, ‘WOW! – that was wonderful!’

The husband says, ‘Don’t move! I will be right back.’

He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time.

The wife sits up and her head is spinning ‘OH MY GOD’ she proclaims.

Her husband again says, ‘Don’t move, I’ll be right back.’

With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying ….

She’s not my wife

She’s not my wife

She’s not my wife

His funeral service will be held Tuesday.

Hat tip: Linda W.
Image Credit: Publog

40 thoughts on “The Hypnotist

  1. Ann says:

    I don't know if I would have gone as far as killing him after all it was the hypnotist who put that suggestion in his head. Maybe just let the headaches come back.

  2. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    I don't understand it. The wife was the one that told her husband hadn't been great in the sack. So why was she upset? I guess women want everything. Ha,ha,ha. It's just a joke ladies.
    Have an enjoyable Saturday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. "Annie" says:

    Laughing….Great one, as usual, sorry for my absences, I had a weird Facebook experience that took me a few days to clear up. I about to post your Bucket list. It was fun.

    Happy Saturday and as always thanks for a great laugh…

    "Big Bugs"

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