One day three women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool.
There was a black haired, brown haired, and a blonde haired woman.
When they got to the top a genie appeared from nowhere and said, “When you’re going down the flume shout out the one thing that you want and you will land in it at the bottom.”
So the black haired woman went down and shouted “money” and landed in a load of cash, the brown haired woman went down and shouted, “gorgeous men” and landed in a pile of gorgeous men.
The blonde woman wasn’t listening to the genie so she went down shouting, “weeeeeee”.
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oh, bless her heart. And hand her a bar of soap.
big hugs xoxo
Yes indeed Barb, she's going to need a lot of soap. 🙂
Good one. Poor blondes. LOL
They do take a beating don't they. 🙂
Ouch! Heeheehee!
That's a good word. 🙂
Oh so blonde. But funny too. Sandee, you have a fantastic day along with Zane and Little Bit.
Poor blondes to get picked on often. 🙂
I love blonde jokes and this one is really funny. (although a bit of a smelly image)
Very smelly image. 🙂
i am so pathetic. i don't get it. because i am blonde maybe? roche' said he got it but he doesn't want to tell me. bugger.
smiles, bee
xoxo
I don't know how else to tell you she's going to land in a lake of pee. I just don't honey. 🙂
Blondes have only one thing one their minds I guess. Ha,ha,ha. Men have only one thing on their minds, blondes. Ha,ha,ha. Hilarious joke.
Have a hilarious Thursday Sandee. Are you still a blonde my friend? LOL See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Yes, I'm still blonde Paul. 🙂
kersplash…. Good one Sandee! Have a great day!
Kersplash indeed Kathe. Not a pretty sight either. 🙂
Guess she got the little piggy?
I love your blonde jokes, Sandee. a couple times a year I search your blog for the blonde jokes since I did it last time. I have a file of just blonde jokes.
Sure would hate to have my computer crash and lose them all w-)
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I don't do as many as I used to, but I so love the blonde jokes too Jim. 🙂
I had a feeling the blonde would mess it up.
They usually do Joe. 🙂
LMAO what a wettastic joke y-
Have a wishful day Sandee :-h
Wettastic and not in a good way either. 🙂
I don't think that the blonde wasn't listening, it's just that the genie used a polysyllabic word which made everything incomprehensible.
At least she didn't exclaim "Oh, sh*t".
You're probably right Kismet. 🙂
I hadn't thought of sh*t. Even worse. 🙂
I wonder what I would have said??
Well there is a thought. 🙂
Yikes! Depends hazmat suit, anyone?
Bwahahahahahaha. Yep that's exactly what she needs. 🙂
Hahaha!! Just snorted out my water. poor blonde woman there was so much possibility and instead she just landed in a bunch of muck 🙂 Thanks for the laugh Sandee!
She sure did. Bless her heart. 🙂
I hope she had her mouth shut when she landed. c-)
That would help a great deal indeed. 🙂
Haha. That was funny, bless her heart.
Big hugs from soggier Mayberry, honey…
Yes bless her heart. 🙂
oh that poor blonde….lol
She's up to her eyeballs in weeeeeeeeeeee. 🙂
Ick! That would be an unpleasant landing.
Not something I would look forward to. 🙂
It's hard to be a blonde h-(
It sure is. I have personal knowledge about that. 🙂
Maybe she won't understand her mistake. Ignorance is bliss, or so they say. 😀 🙂
It would be pretty hard not to know. I'm just saying. 🙂
Ewwww! But I can't help but giggle. I'd probably do that too!
And you're not even blonde. Go figure. 🙂
lol!!! xoxo
Yep, it would be funny, but only if it was some other blonde and not us. 🙂
That's one wish that's best not to come true.
I agree Binky. Not a good thing to happen. 🙂
And what would you have said, Sandee? I think I would have chosen winning lottery tickets. I would have kept quite a few for myself, and passed out the other ones. One of them certainly would have been for you. Have a great day! Oui!
I've not done a lottery ticket in years. Just never think to play. 🙂
Hahah love it
Thanks Bearman. 🙂
Ha!!! I just read this out to Michelle & she cracked up. I woulda yelled Chocolate Ice Cream
Oh ice cream is a good choice. 🙂
hahahahaha!!!! poor girl 🙂
One much chose wisely and she didn't do well at all. 🙂