An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.
The female doctor says, “I’m going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is probably a little different from what you are used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, ’99’.
The old guy obeys and says, “99”.
The doctor says, “Great”, now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, ’99”.
The old guy obeys and says, ’99’.”
The doctor said, Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I’m going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I’m going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, ’99’.
The old guy begins, “One, two, three…”
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing!
Hat tip: My buddy Louise
Image Credit: Zazzle
38 thoughts on “The Female Urologist”
OK. Someone needs to explain it to me because… I don't get it. srsly. I must be old. Or really dumb. Or both.
big hugs xoxo
I'm sure you have gotten this by now. And you aren't dumb. Not one bit. 🙂
LOL He may be old but he's not dead
Absolutely Ann. Men never forget about this aspect of their lives. 🙂
LMAO he was very quick there but slow counting
Have a 99tastic day Sandee :-h
Yep, he knows what's important and what's not. 🙂
hahaha some things you never get too old for!!
Perhaps some of us women do, but the guys…not so much. 🙂
When do I meet thing new doctor? I will soon need a physical for the year and this woman doctor is the one that I want. Ha,ha,ha,
Have a beautiful Thursday Sandee. See ya.
I hope you can find this woman doctor Paul. Don't tell MaryLou though. 🙂
He probably forgot what comes after 87.
That could be. 🙂
This is a joke by and for a man. LOL
Yes it is Jean, yes it is. 🙂
I had to go back and see that it was a female doctor…then I laughed.
Of course it's a female doctor. It wouldn't be quite the same if it wasn't. 🙂
oh hahahah ….he might be old but…….
Have a splendid day! Skritches to Little Bit!
He's not too old for that. 🙂
Heh heh. The older I get, the more I know that laughing is the bomb… even laughing about getting older is better than crying about it.
You've got that right. Crying about it serves no purpose at all. 🙂
That is a very funny and that is one smart Dude. As someone said, there just are somethings that you are not too old for.
Sandee you have a great day along with Zane and Little Bit
He's a smart dude for sure Marg. 🙂
LOL funny! And in a man's DREAMS.
Yes indeed Stephanie. 🙂
hehehe!!!! Have a great day!!!
I did the same thing. You have a great day too. 🙂
Ha Ha!!! Gotta love old guys
They never give up Tony, never. 🙂
He was old, but not dead, that is for sure. Gotta tell hubby this one. He will love it.
Big hugs, my friend…
I'm sure Dick will appreciate this one. 🙂
Hahaha! Not dead. At least not yet! Might need to retake that test in case of an error. Lol!
He'll probably need to retake this test more than twice too. 🙂
Heeheehee! Wily old guy, isn't he?
Very much so. 🙂
That doctor probably knows the trick a nurse once told me. When men get too excited during an exam… Flick it! 🙂
Bless their hearts and yes I've heard about the flick it. 🙂
LOL – old, but not dead yet 🙂
I don't think men ever get too old. Ever. 🙂