A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked the farmer, ”Didn’t you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the front of your truck?”
The farmer replied, ”No, I didn’t know that.”
The cop ask the farmer where he was going and he said, ”To Memphis”.
The cop said, ”I will let you off the hook this time if you promise to take the pig to the zoo when you get to Memphis.”
So the farmer promised he would. Several days later the cop spotted the farmer with the pig driving down the road and he pulled him over again.
The cop said, ”I thought I told you to take this pig to the zoo when you got to Memphis” and to this the farmer replied, ”I did and we had so much fun, I’m taking him to the circus.”
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42 thoughts on “The Farmer”
LOL I would imagine that cop to be speechless haha! (h)
Have an oinktastic day Sandee (o)
I know I would be speechless. 🙂
Well he didn't say why he should take him to the zoo or what to do once they got there. 🙂
No he didn't so it's what he gets. He did exactly as he was told to do. 🙂
That was a good one. Bet the pig did enjoy the Zoo. Sandee, you and Zane have a great day.
That is one lucky pig. 🙂
….And after that he'll take him to a BBQ with ribs.
Have a wonderful Saturday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
I don't think so Paul. That would be cruel unless they were beef ribs. 🙂
hahahah oink snort! So silly! Have a splendid day!
I'm good at being silly. 🙂
And now we are going to take in a baseball game and go shopping at the mall.
Why not. That pig gets around. 🙂
Have a great Saturday!
You have a great Saturday too. 🙂
Ha ha…the farmer did exactly what the cop told him to do. Have a wonderful weekend!
He sure did. You need to be more specific. 🙂
The pig didn't know the law.
No, and the cop isn't good at explaining things fully either. 🙂
Haha! I like that farmer! Hopefully he has many other fun adventures with his piggie friend 🙂
I hope he does too. I had a friend that had a pot bellied pig. Cutest thing ever. 🙂
I've a little experience over the years with pigs of both sexes riding in the front seat! Had to put in that phrase "both sexes" so as not to offend those PC wackos!
The PC wackos go sideways over anything and everything. 🙂
That is too funny,
I thought so too. 🙂
Soooo funny!!! 🙂
So silly actually. 🙂
I'm glad. 🙂
Id have fun at the zoo, too! Glad he didn't take the pig out for Memphis bbq. Lololololol!
I don't think he'd ever do that. That pig is his buddy. 🙂
LOL – lucky pig 🙂
Lucky, well traveled pig. 🙂
After all of these trips he should well rounded.
I'm pretty sure he is well rounded. 🙂
Heeheehee! Sounds like a great life for the pig!
I would think so. 🙂
I think it was darn nice of him to treat the pig to the zoo. 🙂
It was wasn't it. 🙂
Pigs need to be entertained, too.
Yes they do and I'm sure he enjoyed going to the zoo. 🙂
I think he pushed his luck 😉
Yes, but he did do what the cop told him to do. 🙂