The Blonde

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, “I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!”

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
Image Credit: The Princess Paradox

53 thoughts on “The Blonde

  1. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    I love blondes, all of them. My wife and most of my friends are blondes. I'll never stop with the blonde jokes nor redheads, brunettes. I love women. What do you expect, I'm a man. Did I mention that my wife is a blonde woman. Ha,ha,ha. As I said to Bee this morning, I'm a little crazy this morning I guess. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a wonderful & funny Saturday Sandee. Say hi to Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. cube says:

    I've never dared to go blonde, but I did go auburn for a while. It was a lot of fun. Do you think guys put them in the same category as blondes? πŸ˜‰

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