Talking Dog

A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. “This dog can speak English,” he claims to the unimpressed agent.

“Okay, Sport,” the guys says to the dog, “what’s on the top of a house?” “Roof!” the dog replies.

“Oh, come on…” the talent agent responds. “All dogs go ‘roof’.”

“No, wait,” the guy says. He asks the dog, “what does sandpaper feel like?” “Rough!” the dog answers.

The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his patience.

“No, hang on,” the guy says. “This one will amaze you. ” He turns and asks the dog: “Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?” “Ruth!” goes the dog.

And the talent scout, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street.

And the dog turns to the guy and says, “Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?”

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52 thoughts on “Talking Dog

  1. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    Maybe he should have said a " chimney " on the house and sandpaper feels like " scratching your butt " I think that would have worked. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a wonderful & warm Saturday Sandee & Zane. I hope that you, Zane is feeling much better. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Ron Russell says:

    It was the dog owner's fault. Just didn't ask the right questions. My old dog use to talk to me, but now he's silent—guess he knows by now I've heard it all before. After all how many different ways can you say, Roof! Roof!

  3. cube says:

    Lol. That reminds me of the one about the man selling his talking dog. A potential buyer hears the dog recount his days working for the CIA as a spy, working for the DEA, getting honorary degrees, etc. When the man asks the owner why he's selling the dog, the owner replies, "That dog never did any of those things. He's a congenital liar."

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