Southern Humor

You might be a redneck if…

You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

You burn your yard rather than mow it.

You think “The Nutcracker” is something you do off the high dive.

The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don’t want it.

You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

You come back from the dump with more than you took.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

Your grandmother has “ammo” on her Christmas list.

You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

You’ve been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

You go to the stock car races and don’t need a program.

Hat tip: Jerry T.

Image Credit: Cool Chaser

32 thoughts on “Southern Humor

  1. Marg says:

    Oh my Cod, those are funny and the best part, they are so true. Love the dump one. And the Grandma ammo is a good one too. Thanks Sandee and Zane for the good laugh this morning. You all have a great day.

  2. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    Oh my goodness, I loved them all but two of them really stick in my mind.
    1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree and 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.. Amazing.

    Have a wonderful Tuesday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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