Sister Mary

Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation. ”Father!” she cried, ”just WAIT until you hear this!”

The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, ” Now just calm down and tell me what has you so excited?”

”Well, father” the nun began, ”I was just walking down the hall to the chapel and I heard some of the older boys wagering money!”

”A serious infraction, indeed!” said the priest.

”But that’s not what has me so excited, father” replied the nun, ”it was WHAT they were wagering ON! They had wagered on a contest to see who could urinate the highest on the wall!!”

”What an incredible wager!” exclaimed the priest, ”What did you do?”

”Well, I hit the CEILING, father.”

”How much did you win?”

Image Credit: The New York Times

32 thoughts on “Sister Mary

  1. Ann says:

    quite an accomplishment for a nun 🙂 I wonder if the father will be in search of those boys to see if he can get in on the wagering

  2. Tony McGurk says:

    Ha Ha!!! Sister Mary is a good sport. Our Lady of Perpetual Motion cracked me up.

    P.S. I was thinking about my blogger site coming up in your reader… It's the same Blogger version of The Tony Files that I was using before I went to WordPress but just changed the url & site name so I guess it must still use the same RSS feed address. Decided to go back to free Blogger & save money on Hosting. Don't really need self hosted as I'm only posting my photography now & finally given up on cartooning. Just too time consuming.
    Have a great day!!!

  3. LAC says:

    Good morning, Miss Sandee! Thanks for another laughable post to start my day. I had to laugh at this one, being preggers you have to pee in a cup a lot! I'm lucky to get that done, to hit the ceiling is an entirely new level of achievement! Hahaha.

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