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The Money Jar:
A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it’s filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, “What’s with the money in the jar?”
“Well, you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus.”
The man certainly isn’t going to pass this up, so he asks, “What are the three tests?”
“You gotta pay first,” says the bartender, “those are the rules.”
So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar.
“Okay,” says the bartender, “here’s what you need to do:
“You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can’t make a face while doing it.”
“There’s a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth, you have to remove that tooth with your bare hands.”
“There’s a 90-year old lady upstairs who’s never had sex, you have to take care of that problem .”
The man is stunned. “I know I paid my $10, but I’m not an idiot. I won’t do it. You’d have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things.”
” Your call,” says the bartender, “but, your money stays where it is.”
As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, ” Where’s the tequila?”
He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks, but he doesn’t make a face and he drinks it in 58 seconds!
Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole.
Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight then, nothing but silence!
Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he’s bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body. He drunkenly says, ” Now, where’s that old woman with the bad tooth?”
Hat tip: Linda W.
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32 thoughts on “Silly Sunday”
LMAO so that's why thy have to drink the Tequila first haha! h-(
Have anixuptastic SSS :-f
Yep, you get confused after that much alcohol. 🙂
Heeheehee! This is another reason i don't drink.
Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
I enjoy a cold adult beverage now and then, but this is way too much. I like to remember what I said and what I did. 🙂
ROFL I was thinking the same thing as messymimi. I never would have made it through the bottle of tequila though
Me either. I like champagne, but not the hard stuff. 🙂
Good thing he drank the Tequila, so he could get that dog. Too funny. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic Sunday.
That poor dog is all I have to say. 🙂
did not see that coming
I didn't either, Jan. 🙂
I hope that the dog was female but these days you never know.
I hadn't thought about the dogs gender. Oops. 🙂
One of your best!
A little naughty but funny. 🙂
That is a good one 🙂
I laughed out loud when I read this. I have some wonderful buddies that send me lots of funny stuff. 🙂
I didn't see this coming, Sandee! Brilliant! 😀 I hope you have had a great weekend, dear friend.
It's so hot here, Linda. We are staying home until this heatwave ends. 🙂
That's exactly what I said. 🙂
You got me there. No shots for me. Have a wonderful week Sandee.
I wouldn't do the shots either. I don't like losing control. 🙂
OMG….that's hilarious! Granted, I kind of saw it coming, but it still made me laugh like hell. Keep em' coming! I'd love to return the laugh by inviting you to check out my new humor blog, Blinds-eye View at http://www.blindseyeview.com. 🙂
I thought it was too. This is what happens when you drink so much. 🙂
Ha ha ha…this is really funny. I never expected this! Poor pit bull!
Yep, he still has a bad tooth too. 🙂
A case of mistaken identity?
A case of too much tequila. 🙂
Oh, that was a surprise ending for me. Loved it.
I loved it too. Drinking is rough sometimes. 🙂
I suppose it was good that he was drunk.
Well, I'm guessing it is good that he was drunk. 🙂