Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Florida in July:

Hot water comes out of both taps.

You find out that a seat-belt buckle makes a pretty nice branding iron.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

You find out that you can get sunburned through your car window.

The birds need to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

You burn your hand opening the car door.

The temperature drops below 95 and you put on a sweater.

You can make instant sun tea.

Shade determines the best parking space, not distance.

Farmers feed their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.

When you step outside at 7:30 a.m., you break into a sweat.

Potatoes cook underground. This is convenient because all you have to do is pull one out and add salt, pepper and butter.

You discover that asphalt has a liquid state.

You realize that it only takes two fingers to steer your car.

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36 thoughts on “Silly Sunday

  1. Marg says:

    Those are hysterical. Thanks for the great laugh Sandee. Love the hard boiled eggs one and the birds and the potholders. Sure made me laugh out loud. Sandee, you and Zane have a really good Sunday.

  2. MNL (Cactus Haiku) says:

    wow Florida sounds an awful lot like Arizona in July. I have often done the two finger steering and you wear gloves in the summer (for driving, checking the mail and sundry outdoor activities that require touching anything), not in the winter. That chicken one had me rolling.

  3. Jim says:

    I especially like the one, "Farmers feed their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs." Here in Texas summer we can cook on the hot sidewalks.

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