Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.
This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!
One Seat:
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.”
The man groaned but didn’t budge.
The usher became impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get up from there I’m going to have to call the manager.”
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police.
The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, “All right buddy, what’s your name?”
“Sam,” the man moaned.
“Where ya from, Sam?”
With pain in his voice Sam replied “… the balcony.”
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Poor Sam. He's suffering from deceleration trauma.
Bwahahahahahahahaha. He is in fact. 🙂
LOL sounds like he was a bit too enthusiastic with the performance he was watching
Have a falltastic day g-)
Well something awful happened. 🙂
aw, poor Sam. I guess the movie was a bit of a let down
More than a bit of a letdown. 🙂
Heeheehee! Your commenters are as funny as the joke! Have a great Silly Sunday!
They usually are. 🙂
Good one Sandee! After all it is Fall!
Yes it is Ron. 🙂
Poor Sam. Bet that hurt. The comments really are funny. Like the one, it is fall. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a wonderful Sunday.
I've got some funny peeps that visit here. 🙂
Bwwwwah!!!
xoxo
catchatwithcarenandcody
My thought exactly Caren. 🙂
I didn't see that one coming. LOL
Those are the best kind. 🙂
Sandee, very entertaining post today, and some of the comments are funny too!
Yes indeed Nancy. Thanks for swinging by. 🙂
Oh no that poor guy! I wonder what was going on in the theater that got him so excited he fell?! Thanks for the laugh 🙂
Perhaps he was pushed. One never know over here. You're most welcome. 🙂
Should have seen that coming but it snuck right by me. Maybe because most theaters don't have balconies these days.
Good one!
In the old days they all had balconies. I so remember. 🙂
oh, dear! owie!!!! bahahahaha!
big hugs xoxo
Oh dear is right Barb. 🙂
Oh Man,that's one big OUCH Indeed!!
Yes it is Mike. 🙂
LOL!!! Poor Sam! This is great, Sandee, thank so much for sharing, and thank you so much, as well, for your kindness in adding my blog link to your post today. 🙂
You're most welcome Linda. 🙂
Haha! No wonder most movie theaters don't have balconies any more.
That used to be the smoking section back in the day. 🙂
Ouch! Poor Sam… Have a good day tomorrow!
We're still on our boat and we are back in our slip. We'll head home this afternoon. 🙂
I wonder if Sam got a partial refund for downgrading his seating
I hadn't thought of that Tony. Probably not. 🙂
Oh poor Sam. I almost feel bad for laughing. (almost being the key word in that sentence.)
Almost is the key word indeed. 🙂
Sam was not having a good day.
Sam was having a really horrible day. 🙂
Rofl oh noo….OUCH. Memorable theater experience for Sam!
Yes, poor Sam. 🙂
You're featured today at Free and Fun Friday! 🙂
Thanks for linking up and being hilarious!! I hope you have an awesome weekend.