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Dog for Sale:
A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads, “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in.
“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog.
“I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog.
“I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims.
Then I served my country in Iraq.
And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.”
The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?”
The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”
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I do hate liars especially humans and canines LOL
Have a wooftastic SSS :-f
Me too, Steve. Me too. 🙂
Heeheehee! It would be hard to tolerate a dog that lied all the time. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
Yes it would. You have a blessed and beautiful Sunday, too. 🙂
He may be a liar but I bet he tells some incredible stories. Besides I would rather talk to a dog than some people 🙂
I'm with you on this, Ann. 🙂
Well even if he is lying, he is talking, so that is pretty darn good. At least he isn't complaining about something, Sandee, you and Zane have a most wonderful day.
I don't care for complainers either. 🙂
That is too funny.
It does have a nice twist. 🙂
Beware of lying dogs!
Have a great Sunday!
Yes, lying dogs and lying people. 🙂
Thanks for bringing humour. The world needs more smiles. 😊
It sure does. 🙂
I'd buy him just for the imagination he has.
Hope you are enjoying your journey
We are having a great time, Jan. 🙂
The dog never mentioned what he really did, a politician.
You're probably right about being a politician. 🙂
How did he know he was a liar??
Because he has always had the dog so he knows. 🙂
at least he has a good story to tell!
I thought so. 🙂
I say, "Let talking dogs lie."
Very well said. 🙂
Oh my god! Didn't see that coming. Gave me a genuine laugh. 🙂
People who write jokes can be ever so clever. 🙂
You know what they say about letting speaking dogs lie.
Yep, I do know what they say about that. 🙂
LOL!!! Let the dog lie. So funny, Sandee! I hope you had a great weekend! 😀
I did have a great weekend. Hope you did too. 🙂
That sounds pretty incredible. I wouldn't believe him either.
Dogs can lie I suppose. 🙂
Sandee,
Who cares if the dog is a liar, if I were the owner I'd sell tickets to people to see the amazing talking dog and get rich! 😀
Me too, Cathy. 🙂
Hi Sandee,I'm sure we've all met people like that too. How's the boating going?
xx
We're having a great time, Debbie. It's always a fun trip. 🙂
Maybe he could be a politician dog.
Sounds like a great plan, Binky. 🙂