Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.
This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!
Alternate Meanings for Common Words:
The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. The winners are:
Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.
Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Esplanade, v.. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.
Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.
Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.
Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
Pokemon, n.. A Rastafarian proctologist.
Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
Circumvent , n. An opening in the front of jockey shorts worn by Jewish men.
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40 thoughts on “Silly Sunday”
These are hysterical Some people are so clever.
Yes they are Ann. 🙂
Heeheehee! Esplain is also what Cajuns do when they want to tell you something. They ax questions, and then esplain the answer.
Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
I love your Silly Sunday jokes the very best too. 🙂
Those are really funny. It is fun to have a laugh early in the morning. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic day.
I agree Marg. So much ugly about it's good to have a laugh. 🙂
Ha,ha,ha. Interesting words of interest. What did I just say?
Have a interesting Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Some people are just so very clever Paul. You have a great Sunday my friend. 🙂
Oh my, these are funny! Great minds think these up and make us laugh. We need more laughs!
Big hugs, honey…
We sure do with all these idiots out destroying their own towns and cities. Bunch of cry babies. 🙂
My fav is lymph
I like that one too Joe. 🙂
Disastrophie, n Obamacare
You're clever too. :
Good ones # 3 is me 🙂 have a very good Sunday and a great week
Me too Louise, me too. 🙂
I can see a need for all of these.
Me too Jan. 🙂
These are quite original. I don't think I've heard of any of them before.
I just found them a few days ago and I'd not seen these before either. 🙂
I am #2 when I stepped on the weighing machine and #3 when I looked into the mirror this morning! Lol!
I know. I've the same problem Nancy. 🙂
I have definitely abdicated 🙂
Me too, me too. 🙂
OMG- too funny- someone had a fabulous way with these words!
Big hugs to you and Zane!
Yes they did Kathe. 🙂
LOL!!! These are absolutely hysterical, Sandee!!! 😀 I hope you had a great weekend. Hugs. 🙂
We were on our boat since Thursday. Just got home a bit ago. Had a fabulous weekend. 🙂
These are great!!! 😀
I thought so too Lauren. 🙂
Hahaha this is gold!
But most of all it's silly. 🙂
🙂 🙂 🙂
Some of those are pretty creative.
They sure are Binky. 🙂
hi Sandee loved them all especially the last one .. bless
Yep, most of the guys like this one. 🙂
Hi Sandee, I knew my husband was suffering from a severe case of balderdash and now I have proof! Can't wait for him to wake up!
How did he take your find? Probably not well. 🙂