Pure Wit

I started out with nothing…I still have most of it.

Some days you’re the dog, some days the hydrant.

I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.

Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded.

If all is not lost, where is it?

It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.

I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.

It was all so different before everything changed.

Nostalgia isn’t what is used to be.

Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident.

Image Credit: Love This Pic

42 thoughts on “Pure Wit

  1. Marg says:

    Oh my COD, those are so funny. Love the one, started out with Nothing and still have most of it. Also the one about a hole. Those are great Sandee.
    Sandee, you and Zane have a really good day.

  2. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    " I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. " now that is me all over. Wow! How did you figure out about me? Ha,ha,ha.

    Enjoy your Saturday Sandee. Here, it's very foggy this morning. See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

β™₯I Love Comments β™₯

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.