I started out with nothing…I still have most of it.
Some days you’re the dog, some days the hydrant.
I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded.
If all is not lost, where is it?
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.
It was all so different before everything changed.
Nostalgia isn’t what is used to be.
Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident.
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42 thoughts on “Pure Wit”
Wise words LOL 😀
Very wise words. 🙂
I can relate to so many of these 🙂 Have a great day
Yes, we sure can. 🙂
Oh my COD, those are so funny. Love the one, started out with Nothing and still have most of it. Also the one about a hole. Those are great Sandee.
Sandee, you and Zane have a really good day.
I thought they were too Marg. You have a really good day. 🙂
The hole and the digging is actually very good advise.
It sure is Joe. 🙂
" I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. " now that is me all over. Wow! How did you figure out about me? Ha,ha,ha.
Enjoy your Saturday Sandee. Here, it's very foggy this morning. See ya my friend.
Yep, me too Paul. It's awful isn't it. 🙂
These are only too true! Yikes, they hit close to home, especially as I get nearer a big birthday.
Big hugs from the chilly N GA Alps, honey…
We're still on the right side of the dirt. 🙂
lol…and I love the graphic as I sit here in my pj's and robe 5-p
used wrong emoticon, sorry. Should have been y-)
Well, great that you're in your PJs this morning enjoying the graphic. 🙂
Actually your emoticon works pretty good. 🙂
"If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished." This one is sooo me!!
I would have never guessed this about you. You seem so squared away. 🙂
These are great, Sandee!!! Thanks so much for sharing!!! 🙂
You're most welcome Linda. 🙂
If you are in a hole, start digging into the side and make some stairs going upward!
That could work. 🙂
These are all great! My favorite is: It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
Yes, it's much easier. 🙂
I've seen these before. Maybe I haven't. I forget.
Yes, they have been around for a very long time. 🙂
I'm lost, but smart enough to know I can't get where I'm going from here! In other words I'm in a mess!
Yep, me too at times Ron. 🙂
Haha! I liked all these especially halfwit LOL
Have a wittytastic day Sandee :-h
The halfwit one is a classic Steve. 🙂
these are all good….silly and true!
You know I can do silly very well Kathe. 🙂
Oh how true this one is:
"I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart."
I can tell you it's very true Stephanie. I will be on Medicare next year. 🙂
good ones!!! There is also a quote from a Mary Chapin Carpenter song…"Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!" 🙂
Yes, I remember that. I'd rather be the statue than the bug. Just saying. 🙂
bahahaha! Some days you're the bird, some days you're the statue. bugger.
Have a great day, hon! big hugs xoxo
I've been both. The bird is far better. 🙂
I'm taking notes… 😉
You're so smart you could teach the class. 🙂
I'm old enough for most of them to be true.
And I'm old enough for all of them to be true. 🙂