Job Interview
A young job applicant was being interviewed for an entry level position.
His prospective boss asked, “Are you a smoker?”
“Not even a little,” said the young man.
“How about alcoholic beverages?”
“Never touch ‘em,” he replied.
The boss smiled and asked, “So you spend a lot of time with girls?”
The applicant said “No, not really.”
“So you don’t have any vices?”
“Well, I do have one,” he admitted.
“And what would that be?” the boss asked.
“I tell lies.”
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refreshing, a liar that admits to it. I wonder if he got the job…lol
Yep, everyone fudges on those interviews a bit. 🙂
Too funny. Now they won't know if he is lying about lying Sandee, you and Zane have a wonderful week end.
Yep, that's a problem isn't it. 🙂
Oh my! Now what?! Haha
Big hugs, honey…
Well, I'd thank him and let him go. 🙂
At least he's honest. Have an enjoyable Saturday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Well, about what? Not sure if anything he said was true. 🙂
Does anyone tell the truth in a job interview?
Probably not anymore. You might if there are background checks. 🙂
LOL well at least he was an honest liar :-#
Have a lielesstastic day Sandee [-(
Is there such a thing Steve? 🙂
Ha ha…can we believe him?
I wouldn't Nancy. 🙂
He would fit right in to the world of today's politicians.
Yes, but they lie to you and tell you it's the truth. 🙂
I am willing to be he won't get hired!!! LOL!!! 🙂
I would say no on the hiring too. 🙂
giggle snicker hahahah So is he telling the truth …bwa hahah
I'm not sure what is true and what isn't at this point. 🙂
Was his last name Clinton?
I have no idea Ron. Were you referring to Bill or Hillary? 🙂
There's a pack of condoms next to the can of beer and carton of Marlboros in his back pack that he brought to the interview.
Bwahahahahahaha. You crack me up. 🙂
Seymour doesn't get it…so I'll let the pet rock see the Star Trek (TOS) episode of "I, Mudd"…
I spent a lot of time explaining things to Seymour when he was here. You'd think we wouldn't have gotten in so much trouble. 🙂
That is a good one.Have a great weekend!
You have a great weekend too. 🙂
He should have stopped while he was ahead. 😉
Yes, he was doing pretty well until the end. 🙂
Heeheehee! Next, please!
Yep, next please. 🙂
LOL – not a good job interview response.
I agree, a terrible job interview response. 🙂
Figures!
Yep, he was doing very well right up to that last question. 🙂
he's now working for the government
That makes perfect sense Phil. 🙂