One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on… So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time. When the angel returned, he told God, ‘Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.
God thought for a moment and said, ‘Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.’ So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.
When the angel returned she went to God and said, ‘Yes, it’s true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.’
God was not pleased. So HE decided to email the 5% who were good, because He wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn’t get one either.
Hat tip: Linda W.
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54 thoughts on “Holy Email”
Must be God doesn't have my current email address…..lol
That could be Ann. 🙂
I got one, it simply said, "well done." – LOL
Well, I'm not surprised you got one. 🙂
hahaha!! refreshing my browser-probably will get it later, bad internet connection -LOL
Happy day my dear!
You'll get one Rocks. Yes you will. 🙂
LMAO nope i am still waiting =))
Have a patiencetastic day Sandee 🙂
We can wait together Steve. 🙂
I am certain it is lost in the internet somewhere! No misbehaving in our rainy world.
Scritches to LB. Big hugs, honey…
I'm sure you'll get one too honey. 🙂
He must not have had my email. Oh well we can't all be good. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a fantastic day.
This is true Marg, we can't all be good. 🙂
I'm still waiting for the email. I know it will be there soon. Oh yes it will be there. Oh shucks, I know what % I was in.
Have a wonderful Thursday Sandee. Try to be cool. I know that you guys must be just stifling in the heat. See ya.
I'm in the same percentage as you Paul. 🙂
I'm afraid that the numbers are worse than we think. "…as it is written, there is none righteous, not even one." Romans 3:10. Just sayin'.
You're right Driller. I did think this was cute though. 🙂
Ain't no misbehaving goin' on here… Does he need Miss Bee's email address? lol.
Have a lovely day! xoxo
I wonder if Miss Bee got one? I'm not thinking she did. Good for her. 🙂
Must have gone into Spam…
Have a great day!
That's a good excuse for not getting one. 🙂
Bwah!!!!! Nor did I!!!!!! xoxo
Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one and I'm in some great company too. 🙂
I didn't either, but I've gotten many from rich Nigerians offering to make me rich as well.
I got one of those this morning. I deleted it of course. 🙂
So far didn't receive any holy email but there are many offering to bank in big sum of money into my bank account…lol!
You get those too. Don't we all. 🙂
I won't share the contents.
It's probably best that way. 🙂
Heeheehee! It's okay, i'll ask my mother, i KNOW she got one!
If not, God is in DEEP doo doo.
But will she tell you the contents messymimi? 🙂
You have that right Kismet. 🙂
oh hahahah snort…I read this to Russell and he did not get the email either! That's what we get for changing ours I guess….thanks for the giggles! Stay cool and big hugs to all!
I snorted when I read this too. Had me hook, line and sinker. 🙂
I have to go check my email again. Sometimes things get deleted amongst the huge amounts of junk. 😉
I'm sure you have one somewhere Rose. I'm sure. 🙂
My pet rock got one…I didn't. Dang…
Seymour got one? Really. Our Seymour? I'm shocked. 🙂
That's really cute.
Thanks Jean. 🙂
Too funny!!! 🙂
I thought so too Linda. 🙂
Dear Sandee, I thought that was adorable!! By the way I did not get one either. lol
Blessings dear. xoxo Catherine
And if any of my readers deserved to get that email it was you. 🙂
I'm with the hopeless 95%…coffee is on
I'll be right over to join you for coffee. 🙂
Hehehe this made me laugh…I didn't get one either 😉
Hey. As they say. YOLO! ;D
Have a happy 4th Sandee! ^_^
Well your mom sure should have. Don't you agree?
Happy 4th too Tammy. 🙂
It was secret.
Yep, nobody will tell the rest of us what it said. 🙂
I read this out to Michelle & when I asked the question she didn't know what the email said either.
But you know right. I'm sure you do. 🙂
well i'm miss-bee-havin' some days but not all of them so that should count for something!
I don't think you're misbeehavin all that much. 🙂