Holy Email

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on… So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time. When the angel returned, he told God, ‘Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.

God thought for a moment and said, ‘Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.’ So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.

When the angel returned she went to God and said, ‘Yes, it’s true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.’

God was not pleased. So HE decided to email the 5% who were good, because He wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?

Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn’t get one either.

Hat tip: Linda W.

Image Credit: Bright Work Web

54 thoughts on “Holy Email

  1. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    I'm still waiting for the email. I know it will be there soon. Oh yes it will be there. Oh shucks, I know what % I was in.
    Have a wonderful Thursday Sandee. Try to be cool. I know that you guys must be just stifling in the heat. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Kathe W. says:

    oh hahahah snort…I read this to Russell and he did not get the email either! That's what we get for changing ours I guess….thanks for the giggles! Stay cool and big hugs to all!

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