Happy Tuesday

How about we do something fun for Tuesdays. Post a funny picture. Post a not so funny picture. Post whatever weirdness you want. That’s it.

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A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, “You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.”

The cowboy replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is an Airborne Ranger, the other is a Navy Seal, both serving overseas somewhere. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I’m drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.”

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.”

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. “Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explains, “It’s just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.” “Hasn’t affected my brothers though.”

Tummy Tuesdays

Joining Tummy Tuesdays Blog Hop hosted by Cactus Catz. Post anything about food: a restaurant review, a recipe, food photography, a funny food quote, an essay on food — anything food-related because you know like the song says, “Food, glorious food.”
Black Bean Clams with Two Noodles – Zucchini noodles and shelf-stable stir-fry noodles combine for a hearty portion in this healthy stir-fry recipe. Chinese fermented black beans (they’re actually soybeans) lend a salty and savory backbone to this quick veggie-filled entree. They’re pungent, so a little goes a long way. Find them at Asian grocery stores, well-stocked supermarkets and online. Image Credit and Recipe: Click on Image

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59 thoughts on “Happy Tuesday

  1. messymimi's meanderings says:

    Heeheehee! Now i wonder if he’s going to get three rounds of two instead of two rounds of three. After all, he quit so he should have an extra for each of his brothers instead.

    Never thought of mixing zucchini noodles with regular noodles. That would be tasty.

    • Comedy Plus says:

      I think he’ll figure that out at some point.

      I thought the dish sounded really good. It sure looks good. 🙂

    • Comedy Plus says:

      I’m glad you like clams too, Princess Leah. If I were with you I’d give you some. Loves and lickey kisses back. 🙂

    • Comedy Plus says:

      One of my blogging buddies sent it to me and thought it was cute. You have a great day too, Marg. 🙂

    • Comedy Plus says:

      Anything goes around here as long as you’re having fun. I wouldn’t want this dish for breakfast either, dinner yes. I’m glad at least one of you hasn’t heard this joke before. 🙂

  2. I'm All About Books says:

    Honey I hope you are feeling a little better. And that you are resting as much as you can, you need your rest. Have a healing and blessed day my dear sweet friend.
    A bushel of LOVE & ((HUGS)) ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

    • Comedy Plus says:

      I’m feeling better today. I actually ate some solid food for the first time in two days. I think I’m on the mend finally. Love you back, Jody. 🙂

  3. MNL says:

    eyes pop at the huge food photo. Stomach grumbles. That looks awesome!

    Laughing at the joke. Well at least one of him quit drinking.

    • Comedy Plus says:

      I thought you’d like that dish. I try my best. I too loved the joke. Ironic humor if you ask me. 🙂

    • Comedy Plus says:

      I’ll come up and we’ll whip up this dish together. We would have a great time and I could give you and Russell a hug and love on Miss Lucy. 🙂

  4. Michelle says:

    Too funny 🙂 Those clams look delishious! We’re having Swiss Steak for supper 🙂
    Sandee, have a great day and I look forward to visiting tomorrow.

    • Comedy Plus says:

      Swiss steak with mashed potatoes and gravy? I’ll be right over. You have a great day too and I’ll see you tomorrow. 🙂

  5. cube says:

    I had heard that joke before, but I had forgotten the punch line. Happens to me all the time. My husband’s love of that dish came to a screeching halt when he read “soybean clams.” As a New Hampshire yankee, he’d rather go hungry than eat fake clams. Me, on the other hand, think that’s a good feature so I’ll have his portion 😉

    • Comedy Plus says:

      I agree with your hubby, but I would eat this. Far better for you I would thing. We could share it together. 🙂

    • Comedy Plus says:

      I’m happy to have you as a blogging friend too. I’m met so many wonderful people since I moved to WordPress. 🙂

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