Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, “I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs.”
“Odd,” her companion replied, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.”
Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it.
“Two dogs, please,” said one.
The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their ‘dogs.’
The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, “What part did you get?”
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Hahahahaaaa! Sandee, I laughed so hard my tummy aches! Lol….
Bless their hearts is what I said. 🙂
LOL – Poor nun, probably traumatized.
Probably. 🙂
Now that is really funny. Sure made me laugh. Sandee, you and Zane have a great day.
I like making you laugh Marg. 🙂
I didn't see that coming. Funny!
I didn't either and I should have. 🙂
A great one to start the day with. Thanks for the smile.
You're most welcome. 🙂
Nuns with such dirty minds LOL
Have a phallictastic day Sandee g-)
I'm sure they do too. 🙂
Heeheehee! Thanks for the grin!
You're welcome my friend. 🙂
I saw that one coming. No pun intended.
I didn't which surprised me. I guess I'm a bit off this week. 🙂
Good thing he wasn't serving foot longs…they would have fainted! ;D
Bwahahahahahahaha. Sometimes the comments are better than the joke. It is in your comment. 🙂
Driller made this funny even funnier! Good one.
Have a happy Toosday. Big hugs from soggy nawth jawjah, honey…
I know, it's better than the joke. 🙂
this is so funny! Have a hot dawg of a day! Big hugs- thinking of you.
Thanks honey…sadness here and then some. It's better, but we've a long way to go. 🙂
I wonder what they must have thought when they noticed with the mustard. Ha,ha,ha.
Have a hot Tuesday Sandee. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
I hadn't even thought about the mustard. Mayo would be better. 🙂
Good one! I made me laugh out loud! And for some reason, now I'm craving a dog with mustard and sauerkraut.
Hubby and I have hot dog days now and then. So very good. 🙂
Was that a foot long or regular—-you didn't say!
I'm guessing it was a regular not a foot long. 🙂
Hahaha! Isn't America grand!
It is Jen, it is grand. 🙂
Oh my! Lol! That was funny! Have a great day!
Oh my indeed. You have a great day too. 🙂
Don't tell me. It came with a side of meatballs.
I hadn't thought of that either. Bwahahahahahaha. 🙂
I guess if they had ordered wieners it wouldn't have been funny.
I'm guessing you're right about that Joe. 🙂
Good one!
Have a great day!
You have a great day too. 🙂
bwuahahah I wouldn't touch that one, lemme tell ya!
Yep, I'd just chuckle and move along. 🙂
I wouldn't touch that one either.
That makes a bunch of us. 🙂
MOL! That's hilarious! Thanks for the giggles!
Sending hugs and purrs!
I'll take all the hugs and purrs that I can get. 🙂
I had a hotdog on the weekend. Now I'm wishing I didn't…
I'm sorry Tony. 🙂
LOL, too funny
Bless their hearts. 🙂
Laughing…that's hilarious, truly hilarious! I love Comedy Plus' new look. It's great! I love the soft pink background and the way it's laid out. You're really good at it.
I hope you're feeling a little better.
Much love,
Annie
Thanks for the kudos on the new look. I love pink. I got bored with the other colors or lack thereof.
We're better but we've a long way to go. So sad. Love you. 🙂
Color me stupid, but I thought that it was because October is breast cancer awareness month.
Well, it should be Kismet. 🙂
Dear Sandee, Too cute!!! xoxo Catherine
Thanks Catherine. 🙂
Probably the same.
Bwahahahahahahaha. 🙂
I don't care how many I get, it's always the same part c-)
Same here Odie, same here. 🙂