Category: Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Wine:

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine to accept the things I can’t.

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable.

I’ve got salad for dinner. Actually fruit salad. Well, mostly grapes. Okay all grapes. Fermented grapes. Wine. I’ve got wine for dinner.

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.” Jack Handy

I only drink a little, but when I do, I turn into another person, and that person drinks a lot.

Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine.

Not to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.

Dear alcohol…We had a deal that you would make me prettier, funnier and a better dancer. I saw the video and we need to talk.

I don’t drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. So I’m not an alcoholic, I’m spiritual.

Hat tip: Linda W.

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Adult Truths:

Bad decisions make good stories.

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

The first testicular guard, the “Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874, the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Hat tip: Linda W.

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Adult Truths:

Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

There is great need for a sarcasm font.

How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Map Quest or Google Maps really need to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Hat tip: Linda W.