Bought vs Homemade

Six year old Annie returns home from school and says that today she had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks: “Oh. How did it go?” “I nearly died of shame!” she answers. “Sam from down the street says…

Traffic Stop

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?” The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, “What did…

The Blonde

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to…