The Downspout

Today, a friend’s wife said to him, “Honey, get off your rear and fix that gutter downspout! And, I want it done before the end of the day!” Well, as you all know, at my age, my friend, and most of our friends, are…

The Pessimist

An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever…

First Class

A businessman in the first class cabin decided to chat up the drop dead, gorgeous flight attendant: “What is your name?” Flight Attendant: “Angela Benz, sir.” Businessman: “Lovely name … any relation to Mercedes Benz?” Flight Attendant: “Yes sir, very close.” Businessman: “How close?”…