Blonde Moment

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

‘How did this happen?’ the emergency room doctor asked her.

‘Well, I was trying to commit suicide,’ the blonde replied.

‘What?’ sputtered the doctor. ‘You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?’

‘No, silly’ the blonde said. ‘First I put the gun to my chest, then I thought, ‘I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I’m not shooting myself in the chest.’

‘So then?’ asked the doctor.

‘Then I put the gun in my mouth, I thought, ‘I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened I’m not shooting myself in the mouth.’

‘So then?’

‘Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought, ‘This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.

Hat tip: Joe of Cranky Old Man
Image Credit: Unenablu

48 thoughts on “Blonde Moment

  1. BeadedTail says:

    LOL! And what's it say about me that I tried to take a drink while reading this? Yeah, not smart but I did stop myself in time. Phew!

    Hope you're enjoying a sunny day Sandee! Scritches to Little Bit! Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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