Blonde Moment

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

‘How did this happen?’ the emergency room doctor asked her.

‘Well, I was trying to commit suicide,’ the blonde replied.

‘What?’ sputtered the doctor. ‘You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?’

‘No, silly’ the blonde said. ‘First I put the gun to my chest, then I thought, ‘I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I’m not shooting myself in the chest.’

‘So then?’ asked the doctor.

‘Then I put the gun in my mouth, I thought, ‘I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened I’m not shooting myself in the mouth.’

‘So then?’

‘Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought, ‘This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.

Hat tip: Joe of Cranky Old Man
Image Credit: Unenablu

48 thoughts on “Blonde Moment

  1. Barb says:

    I'm thinking of a comment Al makes quite often… if he/she had a brain sh/she would take it out and play with it. Bless his/her heart.

    big hugs xoxo

  2. cube says:

    Silly girl. She should have used that money to take a trip to the Caribbean and visit the No Brains Atoll.

    Happy St. Patrick's Day to you and yours.

  3. Jim says:

    Happy St. Patrick's Day, Sandee!!! πŸ™‚ I'm still smiling!
    Poor lady. But then, aren't you glad you aren't blonde. They have lots of problems.
    ..

  4. Stephanie Faris says:

    HEY–I'm a blonde! Someone pointed out that all dumb blonde jokes insult women not men. What about the dumb blond males?! I'm not really blonde, so these jokes don't bother me.

  5. BeadedTail says:

    LOL! And what's it say about me that I tried to take a drink while reading this? Yeah, not smart but I did stop myself in time. Phew!

    Hope you're enjoying a sunny day Sandee! Scritches to Little Bit! Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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