A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.
So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.
However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man’s new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his baby face!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.
He said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?”
My darling,” she replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”
Image Credit: Plastic Surgery Corner
44 thoughts on “A Little Graft”
Too funny. Poor MIL. I am guessing she deserves it.
Apparently. There are great mother in laws and then there are the ones that aren't. 🙂
LMAO i can just picture it heheh!
Have a buttocktastic day :-h
Me too Steve, me too. 🙂
har! that's a good one! =))
Have a good one hon. xoxo
I thought so too. 🙂
Fantastic revenge. What fun for the wife. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit all have a fantastic day.
Yes, fantastic revenge. 🙂
Revenge is so sweet!
Have a fab day. Scritches to LB. Big hugs, honey…
Yes it is. Bless her heart. 🙂
That was a laugh-out-loud one I didn't see coming. Great!
I'm glad you enjoyed this one Jean. 🙂
buwahahahahahaha best one yet!!
It's pretty good indeed. 🙂
Kiss, kiss,kiss, kiss, kiss. I wonder if she says thank you to her mother – in – law? Ha,ha,ha.
Please take care in this dangerous heat today & tomorrow my hot friend. Try to enjoy Tuesday Sandee. See ya.
We are used to this kind of heat in the summer Paul. Lots of water and not too long outside, 🙂
Well disguised punch line…love it.
Very well disguised punch line. 🙂
I can't improve on this one.
I finally got on over on you Kismet. 🙂
HAHAHAHA! Oh man that is fabulous!!
I thought so too Jen. 🙂
perfect! I am still laughing! Have a silly day!
I have a silly day everyday Kathe. It's the only way to go. 🙂
OMG!! Thank God I wasn't drinking anything when I read this, it would have shot straight out of my nose!!!!! LOL LOL LOL!! xoxo
I thought the same thing when I read this.
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Don't tell my M-I-L that I found that lol funny because I wouldn't want to hurt her feelings. I did pretty good in the MIL department.
I had a great one too. I miss her. 🙂
Hahaha! That's funny! 🙂
Happy Tortie Tuesday Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!
Happy Tortie Tuesday to you too. Smooches to Angel and Isabella. 🙂
oh yeah, that would have been thanks enough for me too 🙂
For some this would be most wonderful. I was lucky to have a great MIL. 🙂
visiting here, read and have laughing on this. thanks for sharing 🙂
You're most welcome. 🙂
Bless her heart. 🙂
Oh, I bet! Hahahaha!
Well, it could happen. 🙂
MIL *rim shot*
Exactly Mike, exactly. 🙂
And they'd better keep that secret!
Yes, they better never tell anyone this secret. 🙂
If circumstances were reversed maybe she could grow a beard.
Could happen Tony. 🙂