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Top Ten Country Songs:

I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine
I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman, But I Woke Up With A Few
If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me
I’ve Missed You, But My Aim’s Improvin’
Wouldn’t Take Her to A Dogfight, Cause I’m Scared She’d Win
I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s like You’re Still Here
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him
She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
She’s Lookin’ Better with Every Beer
And the Number One Country & Western song is…
It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day.

Hat tip: Linda W.
Image Credit: Fenwick Gifts

Feline Friday

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn’t hate cats. I’m still not convinced that he loves cats, but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. So come and join us in Feline Friday.
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Feline Friday Participants

1. BFDude
2. Comedy Plus
3. bethere2day
4. Spunky Doodle
5. Kathe W.
6. Cody
7. Jody
8. Mike Golch
9. Margs Animals
10. Angel
11. messymimi
12. Lucky Lady
13. cube
14. Ida P. Krause
15. Helena

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The Widow

The minister dies and the congregation decides, after some time, that his widow, should marry again. Since it is a small village the only available candidate is the local butcher. Although very reluctantly, since she was used to living with a bible scholar, she accepts.

After the marriage, on Friday night just after taking a bath the new husband tells his wife, “Look, my mother always said that before the beginning of the weekend it was a blessing to make love.”

They do it and then on Saturday he tells her, “According to my father it is a blessing to make love during the day before the Sabbath.

There they go again and when it is time to go to sleep he tells her, “My grandfather told me that one should always make love on Sabbath night.”

Finally they go to sleep and when they wake up the next morning he tells her, “My aunt says that a Christian man always starts the Sabbath by making love. So lets do it.”

Finally on Monday she goes out to the market and meets a friend that asks her, “So how is the new husband?”

“Well, an intellectual he isn’t, but he comes from a wonderful family.”

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
Image Credit: Image Chef

Wednesdays Question

It’s Wednesday so that means it’s question time. It’s time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We’d all like that.

Here’s this weeks question: The weather is warmer and it’s time for shorts, t-shirts, and sandals. Do you wear socks when wearing sandals or any other summer shoes?

Heck no. I laugh out loud sometimes when folks do and often these are the folks that think they are so hip. Socks and sandals just don’t go together. Bless their hearts.